Incorrect Fox Quote Based On My Current Mood:

If not aroace then why matching colour scheme?

[Image ID: Darius from the owl house in front of an aroace flag]

*fndm is shipping Darius*

Me, who sees Darius as a single dad: *sips aroallo/aroace/somthing in the spectrum Darius tea*

( Disclaimer: this is just my hc, for no reason take this as a 'No you cannot ship that-')

moon knight, or its alternate title, Knight at the Museum

Namor: I have ways of making surfacers talk- to me, to me Jeff, taata’s working- Omgsh did you draw this? That is very good!

Jeff: Mrrrrr!

I’m not trying to lay blame on anyone.

I’m just saying there is a severe lack of sexy Plo Koon art within the Star Wars community.

Garp: *patting Koby on the back like a car dealer* he’s like the grandson I never had.

Koby: um, sir? Isn’t Luffy your grandson?

Garp: …

Koby: ..?

Garp: *slaps again* like the grandson I always wanted!

Camilo’s part in We Don’t Talk About Bruno... In the tune of Low by Flo Rida

Bruno got that seven foot frame (frame!)

rats along his back (’long his back!)

when he calls your name it all will fade to black (eyy)

He sees your dreams (he sees your dreams)

feasts on your screams

wedonttalkabout bru-no no no no no no no

Stephanie: Fuck it, we ball *activates final boss*

*shit hits the fan*

Tim: But those were the rules of ‘fuck it, we ball’!?!?

Jason: You have to know how to ball though!!

This. In the JL cartoon Mmh transforms into his superhero look after meeting Bats and Supes. Which apparently equals=

Tiddies out, thighs out, biceps out, abs out. Speedo/Booty shorts on, calf height boots, and a sick ass cape

Which implies that either

a) he thought bats/supes skin was partially black/blue so he figured showing skin was a accepted norm in a superhero community

b) he knows that the black/blue isn’t skin but regardless chose to show skin

c) he was hot, the lab was hot, earth is much warmer than mars and he said “Martian summer came early time to whip out the speedo”

d) he was exhausted from being trapped and experimented on and thought “what’s the least amount of shape shifting I can do to be accepted by heroes” which equals cape, undies, and boots

Either and anyway his thought process went you can’t deny the fit slays.

People talk about discowing too much, it's not even the most outlandish costume in comics.

J'onn J'onzz has been looking like a striper since 1955 and y'all never say anything.

[ID: cropped headline that states “dc cancels heterosexual Robin”]