FINALLY
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT THIS
The emotional advantage alone that Fox would have for fucking his brother’s wife’s pseudo brother-father figure AND his other brother’s nemesis who partially blinded him.
The only way you could top it is if Maul got thrown into the mix. Cody would hate that.
Commander fox x quinlan x aasjj polycule
Happy Birthday Pedro Pascal 🥰🎉
Fox: I'm going to take you out.
Quinlan: Great, it's a date.
Fox: I meant that as a threat.
Cody: What’s a 5 letter word for “a rope with a loop tied to it”.
Bly: Las-
Fox: Noose.
Bly: -so…
Sleep Soundly…
The clones run warm, hyperspace is cold, and these three deserve a cuddle. Ahsoka sleeps on the inside where it’s safest and Rex is used to waking up with dead arms. Anakin clings. He’s very effective at getting Rex to lay in by just refusing to let go and move; they all sleep better having each other close by anyhow and they need all the rest they can get.
Obi-Wan came in to ask them something and turned on their room’s night cycle instead.
Walking stick!Fox: I hate my body…
Cody: Fox vod’ika, you don’t need to. You’re stunning baby brother.
Fox: I know I’m kriffing stunning but I’m also in kriffing pain.
vos means fox in dutch, which means that if fox takes quinlans last name when they're married, he'd literally be named 'fox fox'
*in a JL meeting*
Shazam: Sure thing Martian Maneater.
MMH: Manhunter not eater, I don’t like how human’s taste.
Flash: Wait, you eat humans!?!
MMH: No, why would I eat them if I don’t like how they taste?
Fox in high heels and a dress: I don’t get paid enough for this.
Thorn whose taking pictures: We don’t get paid at all
Fic idea that I’m never going to find the energy to write but made myself laugh with;
What if the CG pretty woman/miss congeniality Fox for an assignment and he ends up being corries most eligible bachelor? He gets assigned a senator girlfriend because one too many admirers try to stalk him. Riyo is chosen because she is nice to clones and Fox has had a crush for a while.
Fox: *doing paper work*
Quinlan: *walks in and throws his arms around fox* Hey foxy
Fox: *stops* *looks up and whispers* I have a taser in my pocket
Quinlan: *slowly retracts arms*