Just Because People Don't Like A Thing Doesn't Mean They're Snobs Who Are Shaming Others For Liking The

In a relationship or two? Feel each other's bits for cancer. Celebrate a clean exam with more feeling of each other's bits.

I wonder how many purported "shower thoughts" are really toilet thoughts, but they didn't want to say it.

Friend: "I don't feel like watching another Doctor Who." Friend: *sees it's a Weeping Angel episode* Friend:*sits the fuck back down*

Letting Go of a Crush: a Haiku

My sweet, you and I Are like pineapple pizza We should never be.

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- After a boy cut his arms and told a staff member he wanted to die, the staff member allowed him to shower unsupervised for forty minutes, without reporting his wounds or suicidal thoughts to anyone else. This staffer later said they "don't like" to read patients' backgrounds, and had not done so with this boy. This is why we need to take mental health seriously. It's not about being a coward or giving up- even when we fight it and seek medical attention, our condition is brushed off.

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/11/youth_psychiatric_facility_in.html

The next time some fragile prick has their privilege pointed out when they're being harmful, and responds by saying some variation of "you're trying to make me feel bad for being a white male," just say "that's such a white male thing to say."

This is of course customizable for the type of privilege you're viciously attacking this poor, blameless person for, instead of spending more of your time and energy giving them the education you clearly owe them, like you're supposed to.

Little flag they put on little carts for children at the store. It is gross and disheartening in its truth. This is what children are in United States capitalism.

The character development for Steve in Season Two was like anti-nausea meds for the vomit-inducing teen soap that was Nancy's love life in Season One.

The sweet, unrivaled joy of finally finding a toilet when you have to take a monumental piss <3

Why is there not an ice cream delivery service?

I demand answers.