Some-rando-blog1 - I Don't Even Know

New lesbian code: hey, wanna split that cookie?

Ever wake up after having spoken to multiple people and have, like, a socializing-hangover? "I feel so different...oh god I talked to people last night...what did I say, what did I do?..but it was fun, right?.."

Random people: "You get to go to college for free since you're Native American, right?" Me: *cries a slow, single tear as the wind picks up my hair and a flute plays mournfully from nowhere*

Friend: "What's your favorite food?" Me: "Synthetic neurotransmitters." Friend: "What?" Me: "What?"

this is either the dumbest thing I’ve ever made or the culmination

Alliterative adjective names like "nervous Nellie," but used when someone is flamboyantly displaying their preferences, or acting like their state of being is the universal standard. "Okay, poly Polly." "Whatever monogamous Molly." "Easy there, dominant Dominic."

One of my favorite things about a history of abuse is that the most confusing and even suspicious thing a person can do is act with tenderness toward me.

I wonder how many purported "shower thoughts" are really toilet thoughts, but they didn't want to say it.

What would Scooby Doo?

"I'm not shy, I have social anxiety." -Me to other people "...unless I find you attractive, then yes, I am also shy." -Me finishing the sentence in my head.