The Issue Is That I Truly Love Lying Around Doing Nothing

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If villain why sad

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Hi! Can I please request a Darkling and reader oneshot where they're married and she always look very elegant but in reality she's a great strategist and fighter?

Maybe Alina meets her when she is presented to the king, and is amazed by her and then sees her fighting in the training grounds and Alexander can't help but make some proud remarks?

Thank you so much, and feel free to change it a bit.

ADORED

The Darkling/Aleksander Morozova x reader

warnings: Alina’s POV, canon up to a point, Zoya bashing (canon episode 3), everyone has a crush on you, milf!reader, Alina is bi deal with it, vague descriptions of reader’s body.

summary: Alina meets the most adored person in the Little Palace; General Kirigan’s beautiful wife, Y/N

word count: 2037

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@buckystarlight I mentioned writing this agessss ago lol 😅

dedicated to my wife and loml @aleksanderwh0r3 

. . .

Alina walked down the staircase, noticing two guards walking side-by-side behind her. she attempted to walk out the door, but was stopped by two other guards. 

a feminine voice came from her right. “Alina! there you are!” two girls wearing blue keftas came up to her, taking her arm on either side. one was tall, with hair tied up in neat braids, while the other was shorter than Alina, with a braid down her back.

“we’ve been looking for you!“ the second girl said, guiding her away from the guards. “we weren’t properly introduced earlier. I’m Marie, this is Nadia,“ she said, pointing to herself then the girl on Alina’s right, who was smiling at her. she liked them already, it would be nice to have friends here. 

“why are the guards keeping me inside,“ she asked, noticing that the guards were behind them again, their faces stoic and eyes blank.

“you’re supposed to be in training now... are you really a mapmaker?“ asked Nadia, looking at her quizzically.

“were you really attacked by Fjerdans?“ interjected Marie

“how many Fjerdans did you kill?“

“kill? I barely got a swing off at one,“ explained Alina, feeling a bit overwhelmed.

“sounds like our timing is perfect.“

“welcome to the first part of your new daily schedule,” said Nadia, just as the trio entered a large courtyard. 

“combat training,” Marie and Nadia said in sync. Grisha wearing all different colour keftas stood in the yard, some just talking, some practising hand movements, and others fighting. eyes followed them as they walked.

Nadia and Marie brought her over to where a muscular Shu man was training people in blue and red keftas. alongside him was a slightly familiar woman in a black kefta, just like General Kirigan’s. her hair was tied back neatly, and her hands were clasped together behind her back. “who’s that?” she asked no one in particular

they didn’t even need to ask who she meant, all three of them staring at the beautiful woman in black, who at that moment laughed at something Botkin said. she clapped him lightly on the shoulder and the students with them looked on enviously. “that is Y/N Kirigan, isn’t she perfect?“ Nadia sighed, making Marie roll her eyes.

“Kirigan? she seems familiar...“

“General Kirigan’s wife,“ Marie explained, poking Nadia to tell her to compose her dreamy expression. “only they wear black keftas. she participates in every aspect of Grisha training, but she’s closest to Botkin. apparently they’re old friends, though she looks younger than her age. there’s a portrait of her grandmother in the main hallway, they’re identical, that’s probably why you recognise her.“ 

"how old is she?"

"30s, I'm guessing, though it's hard to put an age on her, she’s gorgeous.” Alina agreed completely.

just as Alina was about to ask Marie another question, Botkin came walking over to the trio. Mrs. Kirigan followed behind. “Sun Summoner,” he called, “all of Ravka’s foes want to kill you before you can destroy the Fold. It’s a great honour to have so many enemies.”

“a very warm greeting,“ Alina remarked under her breath. 

“he’s always like this,“ replied Nadia.

“you must learn to defend yourself fast, do you know how to fight?“ 

“Botkin, she’s been here two minutes, let her breathe, hmm?“ a voice from behind him called. Alina blinked as Y/N walked past Botkin, lightly smacking his shoulder. her hips swayed as she walked, and Alina could swear she saw a Grisha boy’s jaw drop behind her.

“we don’t have time to dawdle,“ grunted Botkin, but his eyes were fond when he looked at her. behind them, the Grisha training weren’t trying to hide their glances either, some of awe, some of respect, some of lust, just like the boy, who had wisely closed his mouth.

“I’ve had some training,“ Alina said, not wanting to seem weak in front of the others.

“show me. pick an opponent,“ declared Botkin, and Y/N rolled her eyes at him, before shaking her head and walking to the side, back to her awaiting students.  

Alina had done a lot of stupid things in her life, but she liked to think that she had a good head on her shoulders. 

but punching Zoya right across the face, although satisfying, meant being thrown across the yard by her Squaller abilities, and then everything going black.

when she opened her eyes again she saw the two very worried faces of Nadia and Marie over her, asking if she was okay. 

“I can’t believe she did that,“ exclaimed Nadia

“she’s just jealous,“ said Marie, “can’t bear the idea of anyone else being favoured by General Kirigan.“

“favoured? but he’s married?“ Alina’s thoughts began to clear.

Marie rolled her eyes, “and she knows that, she’s his favourite student by far, but acts like she’s his wife instead of Y/N, it’s ridiculous”

“does she know? Y/N?“

“of course, though I doubt she cares. Y/N still trains Zoya, I actually think she's quite fond of Zoya, saints knows why“ 

“she’s so perfect,“ Nadia sighed dreamily

“Y/N or Zoya?“ 

“Y/N, she’s so cool... though I have a better chance with Zoya. I don’t know why she wastes her time pining over him... when she could be with me,“ Nadia said, just as Alina looked over her shoulder. Botkin was scolding Zoya, before sending her away, as she went she shot dirty looks at the three of them, before marching off, kicking dust behind her

“Alina! are you alright, darling?“ 

Alina turned to see Y/N walking briskly towards them, looking concerned.  Nadia’s eyes widened when she saw her, and she turned her head to avoid embarrassment. 

“oh, I’m fine, umm, Mrs-”

she was cut off by light laughter. “oh please darling, call me Y/N, or General if you insist on formality. but I don’t think that’s necessary. are you sure you’re alright? did you hit your head hard?”

saints, Alina could see why Nadia had such a big crush on you. you and General Kirigan were an attractive couple, a very attractive couple.

“I fell on the straw so I’m alright, I swear... Y/N“

she smiled again, and Nadia made an almost inaudible choking sound. “either way, you should get checked out. I’m sure Nadia and Marie will take you, they’re good girls”

even Marie was blushing a bit, but stayed composed. “we will, thank you General Kirigan”

“please Marie, call me Y/N, and I’ll see you later on, especially you Alina,“ with another smile she was gone, black kefta sweeping around her legs, hips swaying slightly. 

“see what I mean? perfect“ Nadia sighed, and the two girls, though they didn’t say anything, agreed completely

. . . 

dinner was held in the most beautiful room Alina had ever seen. when she told Marie this, she laughed. “if you think this is beautiful, you should see the ballroom.” she could feel eyes on her the second she entered the room, eyes that flickered over her face, eyes specifically, and her kefta. Nadia and Marie took no notice of their stares, sitting on either side of her, acting like shields to the prying gazes.

a gold plate was set in front of her, and Marie gasped excitedly. “it’s to celebrate your victory with the king!” just as Alina lifted her fork the doors swung open again.

Y/N laughed as she and Fedyor walked in arm-in-arm, as all eyes left Alina and made their way to her. her hair was loose from the tight up-do it was in earlier, and her kefta wasn’t buttoned up to the top anymore, instead revealing more of her neck, and her collarbone. Fedyor took his seat beside Ivan, and to Alina’s surprise, Y/N walked over to where they were sitting.

“how was your first day with Baghra, Alina?“

a sharp jab in the ribs from Marie shook her out of her stupor. “it was... a good start.”

“meaning she was cranky and hit you with that cane of hers?“ Y/N laughed, raising an eyebrow. Alina didn’t even reply before she started again, “don’t worry about it love, I’ve known her since I was a child, and she’s cranky with me as well. anyways, I’ll allow you to eat your dinner. I see that you’ve been given a bit of special treatment by that husband of mine.”

from anyone else the words would have been patronizing, or mocking, but the sincerity and good humour in her eyes made Alina feel at ease. “just this once, I’d rather eat what everyone else eats”

“enjoy it love, you’ve earned it“

“is it true that you eat our food too?“ Nadia blurted, looking like she instantly regretted her words. “I mean... General Kirigan doesn’t eat with us, but you do, and I was just- uhh- nevermind “

“Nadia,“ Marie hissed, but Y/N just smiled. “it’s alright Marie, and yes Nadia, I have always preferred eating what my friends and students eat. I think that dinner is the best time of the day to be together as a family, no?”

Nadia just nodded rapidly, unable to recover quickly from her name being used. Y/N straightened her back, and brushed hair out of her face, “I’ll leave you too it then, talk later girls,” and she was gone, taking an empty seat beside Fedyor, who grinned upon seeing her, and immediately involved her in some argument with Ivan. 

beside Alina, Nadia put her head in her hands and Marie sighed deeply, as the three of them watched Y/N laugh at Ivan’s stoic expression

. . .

General Kirigan had Alina meet him early the next morning. “the training yard won’t be busy this time of day, come.” he walked quickly, and Alina struggled to catch up with him. the sun had just risen and golden sunlight poured into the Little Palace, filling every crevice with light. 

he was right, upon entering the yard, only one person was there already.

Y/N grinned when she saw them, and stopped what she was doing to come over and greet them. Alina hung back, so General Kirigan could embrace his wife, but instead you pushed right past him, bringing Alina herself into a hug.

her arms were snug around Alina’s shoulders, and Alina found herself greatly enjoying the warmth. Y/N smelled like fresh linen, a flowery scent, and there was a vague scent of a masculine cologne, one she recognised from the General himself. it was Heaven.

“good morning Alina, how did you sleep? I know it’s early, but I prefer training alone, I hope that’s alright?“ Y/N spoke very fast, still holding Alina’s shoulders. Alina just nodded before Y/N turned again, back to where she was. 

“my wife, though she has abilities, enjoys physical fighting as well. most Grisha rely solely on their gifts, but Y/N thought it best to show you both ways,” General Kirigan explained, as Y/N took position, flashing them a smile before starting

though she had no opponent, and was basically fighting thin air, she moved with such elegance and precision that it was hard for Alina to take her eyes off her. Y/N was like a blur, reaching what seemed to Alina to be impossible speeds and agility. 

Kirigan watched her fondly, adoration and worship clear in his eyes. “she’s incredible,” he murmured

“everyone who meets her agrees“ Alina replied, remembering the fond glances from Ivan and Botkin, two of the most serious men that Alina had ever met.

“she’s spent years forming connections, she believes that a life without friends is a life failed. they really do adore her“

when Y/N finished the training, not a hair nor her clothes were out of place, her smile wide as he came over to them again, looping her arms around Kirigan’s waist and kissing his cheek.

“well, what do you think love? fancy some extra classes?“ she asked Alina, and Alina gulped, as she watched Y/N’s chest rise and fall quickly due to exertion.

“will Botkin mind?“

“Botkin will be happy with whatever decision I make, so?“ she looked so hopeful and Alina’s heart leaped

“I’d love to!“

Nadia was going to lose her shit

Whatever You Say, Beyoncé: The Scarlet Apprentice || Wanda Maximoff

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Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Reader

Warnings: Mentions of pain. If I have missed any warnings please let me know.

Word Count: 1357 words.

Summary: Stephen Strange needs to act fast in order to stop you- The Scarlet Apprentice.

A/N: Part 6 of ‘The Scarlet Apprentice’. I thought I’d give you some Stephen Strange and Wong content, hopefully you enjoy!

Please do not repost (on here or any social media platform), copy, translate or take ownership of my work. Reblogs, likes and comments are always appreciated <3.

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Whatever you say, Beyoncé: The Scarlet Apprentice-

-The Ruins of The Temple Of The Scarlet Witch-

The sound of an anguished breath filled the air as Stephen came to. With the night sky making its appearance- he realises he must have passed out from pure fatigue.

He struggles onto his side, releasing a series of grunts and sighs as he staggers onto his feet.

He’s still on the vantage point he discovered before losing consciousness, giving him an exemplary view of what remains of the sacred temple. The darkness surrounding him however, provides him with no favours in concern with making out prime details.

He slowly makes his way down a steep formation, allowing him to reach level with the temple’s site.

He conjures a compact amount of Sorcerer’s magic to help cast some light on the ruins ahead.

His eyes scan frantically, hoping to find any sign of life, he can’t lose Wong. Though he would never admit this to him, he’s one of his closest friends, he’s taught him so much and has always been by his side throughout his journey of becoming a Sorcerer.

He slowly makes his way around the edge of the destruction, moving his hand to guide light into each cavity.

The search is going to take him hours alone, time that he cannot waste- Wong’s life depends on it.

This constant thought replays in Stephen’s mind; alongside memories of recent events- the unleashing of The Scarlet Apprentice’s power, and Wanda’s betrayal.

Anger clouding his thoughts, he sends a surge of power into the air; crouching down to grab frustratedly at his hair, casting his gaze to the ground.

He feels a tug from his clothing, choosing to ignore it. Several more tugs follow and he lifts his head and lets out an irritated ‘What?’. He looks around but cannot see anyone, that’s when he realises that his ‘Cloak of Levitation’ is trying to get his attention. It enhances its force, causing Stephen to be lifted from the ground; the right, bottom corner of the Cloak points to a specified point in the wreckage.

A red glowing light shines through the cracks of the stone, illuminating the ruins around it. Stephen makes his way over to the light in record time, desperately clawing at the hardened material to reveal the glow from underneath. Steadily, the scarlet red light shines brighter. Until Stephen sees where it is originating from.

“Wong!” He rushes to pull Wong’s body from the slot he occupies, as he brings him to the surface, the red light fades- having a familiarity to it’s form.

Stephen drags Wong’s body to an open space, giving him the room needed to check him over.

“Wong, can you hear me? It’s Stephen, can you answer me?” He receives no response.

He resorts to tapping The Sorcerer Supreme on the cheek rapidly-still, nothing.

‘Here goes nothing,’ Stephen thinks to himself, as he sits beside Wong.

“Well, I guess I can reclaim my title as ‘The Ultimate Sorcerer Supreme’” Stephen feels a shift from next to him.

“Over my dead body, Strange.” Wong lets out weakly, followed by a series of dry coughs.

Stephen displays a pleased smile across his face, as he helps Wong sit up, rubbing his back to encourage his coughs along.

“Thought that would get your attention, you okay?” Stephen worries about the impact that last day has had on his friend.

“I should be, if it wasn’t for that protection spell you cast over me, I think I would be dead.” Wong shifts to rest his back against a large boulder.

“As much as I’d like to take credit for saving your life, that wasn’t my charm. I think Wanda conjured it to protect you.” Wong faces Stephen in disbelief.

“Wanda? After what she did? I think you’ve hit your head along the way of escaping that mess over there; a mess she helped cause may I add!’ Wong gestures to the rubble in front of them.

“Wong, we both know she has the ability to kill us instantly if she wanted to. There’s a reason she didn’t, yes she attacked us but part of me wants to believe she still wants to do the right thing.” Now that Wong is sat safely in front of him, the majority of Stephen’s anger has faded.

However, Stephen knows once Wong’s mind is made up, it is very difficult to change it, but he feels too strongly about this to let it go.

“She has an interesting way of showing it, we could have died, Strange. I don’t recall her putting up much of a fight against her little sidekick either.” Wong attempts to pick himself up, clutching at the surface behind him to steady himself.

“Okay, I’m clearly not getting anywhere with this, but take this into consideration Wong. We both know the damage both Wanda and y/n can create together. If we can’t get through to one, we can attempt to get through to the other. If we cannot stop them from unleashing their ultimate capabilities then the Universe as we know it will cease to exist.”

Wong slowly turns to face Stephen.

“I know her love for y/n is influencing her actions, but Wanda is a good person, she knows right from wrong. If we can get through to her that unleashing The Scarlet Apprentice will be detrimental to us all, then we have a chance of protecting everything we stand for.” Stephen stands, hoping Wong will take his points into consideration.

“If you are mistaken, and she doesn’t know right from wrong; if she chooses to enhance y/n’s power, what then?” Wong needs to know every ounce of detail before he can agree to any plan.

“Then we’ll have no choice but to take them both down. We can prepare for it, we retreat to the Sanctum Sanctorum, we study what we know of Wanda’s magic- there has to be something other than the version of The Darkhold she possesses. After all they share the same type of magic, if we can take one down, the other won’t be a problem.” Stephen straightens his posture, confidently standing by his points made.

Wong sighs, “You’re right Strange, let's go see what we can find.” He starts to move when he notices a surprised expression on Stephen’s face.

“Is something wrong?”

“Wrong? Oh no, no I just need to test if I still have some temple dust in my ears, I swear I just heard you say I’m ‘right’ about something.” Stephen mimics a motion of emptying his ears.

Wong rolls his eyes, “Yes, yes, yes well done, you actually used your Brain for once, now come along. We don’t have all day.” Wong is about to open a portal with his magic, allowing them access to the Sanctum Sanctorum in New York City; when Stephen interrupts the process.

“Allow me…” Stephen raises his hand, wearing his ‘Sling Ring” displaying the correct hand gesture; allowing him to use his other hand to summon the portal, performing a wide, circular motion.

A combination of orange and golden sparks start to form in front of him, their structure growing wider with his continued motion. Soon a portal opens, Stephen rests his arms when a flood of water shoots out of the portal, striking him with an immense force; causing him to surge past Wong and be pinned against one of the many boulders that surround them.

The flow of water comes to a halt, allowing Wong to limp over to Stephen, who is in the process of coughing and spluttering up the remnants of water that worked its way into his system.

“I think it's best if I try now, don't you.” Wong shakes his head in disappointment.

“Whatever you say, Beyoncé.” A dripping Stephen lets out.

Wong throws his hands up in frustration, “Every time, you do this every time!”

All that can be heard from the abandoned temple’s remains is the bickering of the two Sorcerers, as they make their way back to Bleecker Street, adamant to find a way to stop The Scarlet Apprentice.

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i know there’s more than this out there but it really is incredible that people will look at a fictional character someone else wrote and collectively say “I will write you a hundred happy endings.”

The Crows of Shadow and Bone (& future Crow Nina) + popular text posts - part 8🪶

Shadow and Bone season 1 but it’s just memes

ur right I’m gonna go rob a bank now

Kaz Brekker was only 14 when he robbed a bank and 17 when he broke into the Ice Court.

What the hell are we all doing with our lives?

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Place to Stay Chapter Masterlist

Klaus Mikaelson x Gilbert!Sister!Reader x Elijah Mikaelson

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Bad Summary: Elena's sister ends up spending the night at the Mikaelson mansion...

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Loki Laufeyson

Series

Mischief & Trickery

Summary: Medea Daegandottir, the Goddess of Trickery, loves spicing things up in the Asgardian palace. Adding her best friend Loki into the mix could only bring more chaos. What could possibly go wrong? The answer, many things. 

CURRENTLY UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!

Oneshots

Three Words; Fifteen Letters; One Expletive 

Summary: Where best friends may, in fact, fall for best friends. 

Into The MCU | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 |

Summary: As an inventor, you try to create a device that allows you to shift realities. What happens when you land into the MCU?

You’re Stuck With Me Now! 

Summary: Because the compound is in chaos, you venture off to your room and find something that you weren’t meant to. Safe to say that you are now officially Loki’s problem.

Drunken Words

Summary: If there was one thing that could always get on your nerves, it would be what the press had dubbed ‘Stark Parties’. And, as residents of the Avengers Tower, it was mandatory for you and Loki to attend. So, what else could you guys do besides get plastered and reveal all your secrets?

You Tell Her, or I Will

Summary: After many years watching them both mutually pine over each other, Thor has finally had enough, and forces his dear brother Loki to confess his feelings to Y/n.

Accidental Confessions

Summary: After a mission to collect a special vile, the team unwinds on the quinjet back to the Tower. What happens when Tony decides that it was a good idea to unleash whatever was inside?

Tom Hiddleston 

Oneshots

Fanfiction

Summary: After another successful Avengers Film, the cast get together to celebrate. However, after being caught reading fanfiction about a certain actor who plays a mischievous norse god, your friends will do nothing but try and get you two together.

Almost Too Late!

Summary: Going into labour is not fun. But what makes it worse, is that Tom is out for a boys night with the rest of the Marvel cast…and you can’t reach him. What else could go wrong?

James Conrad (coming soon)

Benedict Cumberbatch (coming soon)

Doctor Strange 

Oneshots

You’ve Been Here All This Time?

Summary: Y/n hasn’t heard from her soulmate in years and eventually learned to live with the fact that sometimes soulmates aren’t meant to be. What happens when she writes one last message to hers while living at the Sanctum?

Oops…?

Summary: What problems could a problematic witch cause at the Avengers Tower? The answer is all of them. So, when you’re in dire need to do some witchy things, the Avengers ship you off to the Sanctum, in hopes that Strange can keep an eye on you. But what happens when everything still goes wrong?

Sleepy Realisations

Summary: Realising that you have a crush on the egotistical Dr. Stephen Strange was not something you were expecting to happen during the middle of your shift. So what’s the best thing to do: ignore him. And it works…well, it works until Stephen corners you.

Tony Was Wrong.

Request: I really like this make more pls maybe where Tony’s sister comes back after years and meets dr. strange and they warm up to each other and later confess 

Practice Makes Perfect

Summary: After a spell gone wrong, all the Avengers somehow end up as toddlers, and babysitting nine super-humans and two gods isn’t easy. So, you call up your boyfriend for help…after all, practice makes perfect.

BBC Sherlock Holmes (coming soon)