Sophisticated-trash - Unbetitelt

You’re the first person to be sent to Mars. When you land you decide to take out your phone and take some photos so you can send them to your friends later. After a few minutes you get a notification: “NEW BLUETOOTH DEVICE "HELP ME” DETECTED - WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONNECT?“

Expressive Snake Portraits by Ben Simon Rehn Capture Serpentine Elegance in Brilliant Hues

*In a meeting with the avengers*

Peter, sleep deprived: SKELETONS AREN’T SCARY.

Peter: WE’RE FILLED WITH PULSING, OOZING MEAT

Avengers: *horrified silence*

Peter: IT’S THE MEAT THAT’S SCARY

Peter: THE MEAT.

Tony: *sobbing* Peter wha-

KDJ: I like murder mysteries

YJH, trying to impress him: I've been the prime suspect in four homicide investigations

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Natasha: *loses Clint in a crowd*

Natasha: this calls for drastic measures

Natasha: *shouts* HAWKEYE IS THE MOST USELESS AVENGER

Natasha:

Natasha: shit I forgot he’s deaf

Morpheus

Your mom sent you through the forest to bring a cake and a pot of butter to grandma. She warned you about the big bad wolf. You’ve just met the wolf, he’s thinking about calling CPS on your mom for leaving you alone in the dark woods.

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE