Latest Posts by sorry-but-im-slightly-illiterate - Page 2

#thebestfreckleonyourface

I’m talking to a guy who can ruin my life - he sober off a coke and molly binge and came in this girl twice and is hopping he’s not a father and for some reason I fuck with the fact that we hate each other and enjoy our mean sex

I hate this fucking loser I genuinely think he’s a shit person xx I can’t wait make out on Friday

I personally am not going through dick withdrawals, but my face- is tell me why every time I have sex after a long time I have the most insane hormonal imbalance afterwards ✋😔 I just wanna be fucked and acne free

Sometimes I get nervous to write in my journal because what if someone finds it and reads it

Every time I see a picture with this vibe I think of him and remember how fucking gross he was - need to learn acceptance to I can not ruin this for me

Pickle, smooth honey peanut butter, and a couple doritos dynamite

Like actually no one can find this acct this is my diary

I hooked up with this dude and when we were in bed he started reading my morning mantras that are on my wall and I’ve never reached to rip something off my wall so fast ever (－‸ლ) not fully bc it was embarrassing but bc like that’s so personal to get into with a new fwb like the early days are for the fun lore drops not whatever that was

I’m obsessed with someone academically like I love all of their work and I don’t know how to handle it every time I see them post something they’ve made. I get so excited, genuine fan behavior - like I want to meet them and become their friend, but I have no clue how to talk to anyone ever especially when I really like them/the stuff they do

I understand the purpose of music two doors down soundscape YouTube videos 

Not me fostering him for the night

Ugh I’m non-romantically obsessed with someone 

In need of a tiny feminine bf who’s obsessed with me and fucks me like he hates me

Istg if that cunt is learking

Dick appointment on pause bc he’s soul searching

Yall bitches are so annoying like can a girl not get some communication?

Adam is a freak!!!!

No one let me talk ever that was so embarrassing

Every time I sit on a cloth bus seat I get paranoid that it’s wet

May the best boy win

I’m actually in shock

AHHHHHHH YALL AINT NO WAY HE HAS A TRUMP 2024 TAPESTRY ON THE WALLL!!!!! Reframed every interaction we have ever had so many things make sense and the spell has been broken I am no longer dick sick I just simply have the ick

Bro every once in a a while I run into the one that got away and I want to explode a million times but I just self sabotaged by liking them on hinge and now they will see my pf and I should have totally just let it be

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

We are making steps towards clarity and and actual answers but I’m also starting to realize that he’s not shit and like damn girl get up yk

I don't wanna fwy if you don't fwm U(⁎˃ᆺ˂)U

I was wrong in this case but I think k I still stand by my point

Every ugly man has potential- let’s see if I absolutely regret saying that in like 2 weeks when I come back on here and do my shame check