Do You Have Any Jabed Headcanons To Share With The Class ??

do you have any jabed headcanons to share with the class ??

I SURE DO

Their first couples costume is (predictably) the Inspector and Thoraxis. It fits perfectly with Abed’s hyperfixation and Jeff’s need to be shirtless as often as possible. 

Jeff is so convincing as Thoraxis that leaked video footage of them making out causes a not so small scandal in England. Nigel Cuthbertson has to give an interview on the BBC showing that he has his wife were on vacation in the Maldives and not anywhere near Greendale, CO

Abed knows that Jeff is a huge nerd after he crashed in the dorms that time, but he doesn’t know how huge a nerd until he spends the night for the first time. He finds Jeff’s stash of ultra-rare Marvel comics and gets so excited he may be physically vibrating 

Jeff has an amazing comic hook up, and spends way more money buying Abed rare favorites than he would ever admit

Side note: Jeff is so excited about playing Hot Lava because he wants that fucking comic; not for the $50k, but because it’s actually missing from his collection 

One time they’re holding hands at the mall when Jeff gets tackle-hugged out of nowhere by Willy Jr. Jeff nearly has a complete and total panic attack when Willy zones in on their hands, but rather than parroting the William Winger homophobia Jeff has been fearing for years, his little brother loudly exclaims “SEE I TOLD DAD REAL MEN HOLD HANDS.” 

 This is how Jeff gets stuck spending the rest of the day holding hands with his little brother at the mall while Abed takes pictures and spams the group chat with them

One time Abed forgets his stim toys, and his tapping on the table is making Annie look homicidal. Jeff texts him asking him to info dumb the entire plot of Kickpuncher: Detroit via text. The movement of his thumbs across the keys and the focusing on on a truly shitty movie helps keep Abed grounded

Jeff doesn’t speak to Britta for a week after he learns Troy and Abed know about his more embarrassing kinks

After Abed and Jeff start dating, Jeff ends up buying Britta a bottle of really nice vodka. Turns out Abed really took the nickname “Nipple Play Winger” to heart

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hot take this is how Jeff Winger did his lawyerly things and STILL how he grades papers

Hot Take This Is How Jeff Winger Did His Lawyerly Things And STILL How He Grades Papers

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i picture a sunny episode where charlie starts a janitors strike and its just him at paddys so the rest of the gang gets to act shitty at him which is always funny. that “awww did somebody get addicted to crack” energy

but it snowballs majorly and he gets other janitors to join

the scene i imagine is him giving a speech on behalf of the janitors that like. starts out with normal strike demands the others all agree with and they get into it all cheering. but as he keeps talking they all realize hes insane “and we janitors demand more cheese for our rat traps so we can have enough extra to snack on while we clean them out” “no longer will you feed your scraps to our yuck puddles they simply get too big and we have enough bones to clean up as it is. and besides we believe its more natural for a puddle to hunt on its own anyway” “the janitors of philadelphia will return to work once our bosses stop purposefully aiming badly at the urinals as revenge for kicking them in our sleep the night before or for taking too much of the blankets”

something. then they question hitching their wagon to him and probably somebody else takes over at that point lmaooo but him assuming normal janitors relate to his life. anyway i want charlie kelly 2 unionize the workers of the world and i want it to end with their demands being met especially the weird ones peace on earth. the rest of the gang 100% spend the episode in filth missing him and the work he does classic them


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FOR CANADIANS! Here's two links to contact your representatives. Pre-written emails!!

Here's a link for a gofundme by someone I know who works with people inside Gaza! Although now with the blackout, we need all the help coming from the West !! WE have the power to speak still. Let's use it I'm begging.

If you are unable to afford donating, this link allows you to click a button every 24 hours in order help donate to Palestine.

American mutuals, I seriously urge you to tell Congress and Biden to stand with Palestine, and do not stop sending this message. You can also donate here.

This is not a war; what Israel is doing to Palestine is genocide. Do not sit idly by and do not stay quiet. Now more than ever is the most important time to not look away.


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We're All Aware That Dean Pelton Repeatedly Harassed Jeff And Stalked Him Right.

We're all aware that Dean Pelton repeatedly harassed Jeff and stalked him right.

The thing that gets me the most is that nobody would brush this off if it was anyone other than Jeff. Imagine the Dean's behavior on ANYONE else than him. Stalking Shirley's house to move in next to her. Putting his hand on Annie's chest. Reading Abed's private emails.

Jeff constantly gets objectified and it's easy to brush it off because it's built up in his character.

He's the definition of the "you're just a pretty face with nothing underneath."

Because he's terrified of showing anything underneath, because even he has trouble accepting and understanding what he needs.

So he objectifies himself. Hot male lead that gets the girls and gets hit on by men and women. It's to be expected, it's the formula, and if the Dean sexually harasses him, it's probably not a big deal.

Jeff has been making excuses for the Dean for years. He is too forgiving, often at the expense of himself. On one hand because he's self destructive. On the other because he spent too long without friends and family to hold grudges or be mad at them. But he has to stop running away from his emotions and cope properly. He's allowed to be hurt.


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