Calling Him Manwhore In The Same Way Ppl Call Raccoons Trash Pandas. With Affection.

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me too tho. :/

Your secrets stay safe with me because I don't have any friends to share them with.

tell me why the actual FUCK i just entered a PUBLIC RESTROOM and there was a woman just TAKIN A FAT PISS with the stall door WIDE OPEN. i need to BLEACH my EYEBALLS.

if i don’t get asked to prom im crashing out but if i get asked by someone i don’t like im also crashing out but if i get asked by the person i like i’ll probably crash out so idk. losing ig.

me *running backwards up stairs while firing a gun at a furby*: am i doing this right? what? oh you meant one at a time? well which one do i do first?

“F-E-A-R has two meanings: ‘Forget Everything And Run’ or ‘Face Everything And Rise.’ The choice is yours.”

— Zig Ziglar

i love befriending elvis variations so much.

ok so i have like 20 followers maybe but i absolutely MUST post unnecessary life updates. SO. i am SO READY TO LOCK IN. i have a 2,000 word AP essay due sunday and ive barely started and its worth over half my grade. i will post again at midnight what my word count is. currently at 250. ill see you all it two hours. pls for the love of all that is good and holy, pray for me, wish me luck, any of the above. 🫡🫡🫡

@circe-but-betterr no i will fuck you

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it’s doing what??

“that much sugar is bad for you” “that much caffeine could kill you” listen karen. unless you wanna try fighting my sweet tooth and caffeine addiction in hand to hand combat, stay out of it. i’ll die exactly how i want to thank you very much.

Woah mama women are amazing