A Copper Retriever With Her Unoxidised Puppies

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

This is your daily reminder to live your critter life however you want to.

Wanna go to the store wearing a tail? Do it! I’ve done it myself. The most you’ll get is the OCCASIONAL weird look and/or giggle.

Wanna do quadrobics at your local park? Go for it! Its super fun! You may even meet some other Alterhumans.

Hell do some vocals in public! You might get a compliment or two.

At the end of the day, you’re only going to live this exact life once, its better you spend it being as weird, yet happy, as you wanna, rather than being all sad over trying to fit in.

Anyways I hope every critter who reads this has the most amazing day ya could possibly have <3

mwa! 💚

"Wolf in sheeps clothing" nah bro I'm a dog in humans clothing. Woof woof :3

I am a dog in a trauma way.

I am a dog in the way that I have been cast out, shunned, and expected to find my way back.

I am a dog because of what I've experienced.

I am a dog because being a dog is how I survived.

I am a dog because I was loyal, forgiving, nice, despite what you did to me.

I am a dog because I'd whine at the door, wanting to be let out, even if it ended the same way it always did.

I am dog because of what you did to me.

I am a dog.

I FINISHED MY MASK!!

So, recently I saw a video of someone making their child a cat mask, which is completely fine, but they called it a therian mask, which is obviously not true. I commented that they shouldn't call it a therian mask, right. Then they replied that they can call it whatever they want, which is true I can't stop them, I still wanted to educate them. They openly said they don't know what a therian is and that their daughter isn't one, but acts like one, which isn't possible as there's no correct way a therian acts. Then I obviously said, that there's no way a therian correctly acts, I told them they should just call it otherpaw as that is the correct term for what their daughter is doing. Then they just didn't reply anymore.

Just shows that they refuse to learn.

"why are you so stressed"

mf im a dog every sense is heightened to me, every emotion hits 10x harder, i need a smoke, the voices are getting louder, the fog is coming, i need a nap

Apart of my 5 year plan is becoming a wolf dog in goth boots

My boyfriend talked me out of it, he's so supportive of me. Even though this is all weird and I acknowledge it. We both do. It's not usual to be dating a dog. But he just scitches my head and tells me l'm soooo good. That l've been a brave dog who survived a week. I did it. I can rest my paws.

Shouldn't do shrooms anymore because the body dysmorphia I get while on it is to much to bear, I whined for like 40 minutes trying to feel my paws and tail, and even when I could I felt so sick and deathly. I'm not a good dog right now. Need pets so so so bad... my body isn't right for anything..

Own me :3