(departure from my usual content, apologies for the self-indulgence)
SPOILERS FOR THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES - SEASON FINALE Lyrics under the cut:
Find a Leitner when you’re eight Take a job at a spooky place Start smoking again way too late Run back toward the worms to grab a tape Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Wander tunnels after dark Chop a fractal table into parts Let yourself be framed Shake the hand of an angry living flame Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Don’t let Michael Crew be polite Find yourself facing Daisy’s knife Get skincare advice from a plastic face Decide Distortion is a good escape Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Steal a ghost from the hunter’s den Bring a bunch of C4 to The Stranger’s dance Let a man dig in your chest You know, who said you need all your ribs? Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Spun by the eye-eye-eye-eye So many dumb ways to die Walk into a coffin to save someone Look into the heart of a blackened sun Gouge out your eyes in a half-baked flight plan Step into the Lonely cuz it’s taken your man And when it all comes down the that last ending At Martin’s hand, it’s quite possibly The roughest way to die The roughest way die Roughest way to die-ie-ie-ie So many dumb- So many dumb ways to die Be safe around webs. A message from the Archives.
How, how did someone make this... in four days...
Edit: nvm it actually took two days wtf
dinosaurchestra themed poster i made for art class.. took me 2 days to make :')
here are the closeups! (the poster admittedly looks a lot better in these lol)
hey if you're trans in the us i love you. hey if you're queer in the us i love you. hey if you're a person of color in the us i love you. hey if you're a woman in the us i love you. hey if you're disabled in the us i love you. i love you i love you i love you
The Magnus Archives Season 2 Cast
Jon: I’m being watched… there are eyes everywhere, they know that I know that they know. Everyone is out to get me, and I know the one who killed my predecessor is here, BUT WHO?! No, you mustn’t allow your emotions to control you Jon. Basira will help you. Yes. Yes, of course. Me and Basira. Hooking up? Ew, not my thing. Martin sure has been sympathetic lately, he gave me a jar of ashes and looks after me. But, he’s still annoyingly cute.
Martin: Why will the man not just lay down for a few days. I genuinely worry about him, I think this place is getting to him… time for an intervention with a side of tea
Tim: Him? What about me?! We went through the same ordeal and yet everyone seems to forget that. Did you know he’s been watching my house? You guys may have escaped Jane’s watchful eyes, but now I’ve got a man full of holes to deal with!
Elias: I unfortunately cannot fire Jon, indubitably solely because it would be difficult to find a replacement. Now, I have to go collect some video footage to ease the worries of a paranoid potentially schizophrenic archivist
For sure, without a doubt, Sasha: I’ve met a really nice fella… yeah, he works at a wax museum! Look at all these photos of us two that look really joyful and human! Anywho, back down the hatch I go for no particular reason!
Melanie: Who the hell is she? Is she new here? That’s quite the eccentric personality, but I suppose that’s on par for this place. Oh, right, I’m here to make a statement for the pompous ass
Daisy: [redacted for fear of being brutally mutilated]
Basira: I just had to be sectioned, of course I did. Now, I have to deal with Maxwell Reynar, but I also have to deal with the persistent man from the Magnus Institute with an odd fascination of tapes who may or may not be a murderer. Me and Jon? Hooking up? Ew, not my thing.
his baby is on the roof
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