im very bored so please accept this gift
scout: bengal. loud. yappy. weird. practically a dog
soldier: manx. no tail (claims it was blown off) strong kitty. good genetics.
pyro: sphynx. you know why.
demo: the bombay! (no! everyone does the scottish fold. im not doing it! sue me)
engineer: american shorthair. just look at em! short, american... its engie.
heavy: siberian cat. an ancient hearty breed! big!
medic: ragdoll. great with many animals. surprisingly energetic but also very sassy
sniper: chausie. again this cat just looks like sniper. go look at this breed and tell me its not sniper
spy: abyssinian! the cat just looks like spy. also theyre very smart. seriously go look up abyssinian cats and tell me that doesnt look like spy.
pauling: the tiffany cat breed!
administrator: laperm. cat breed. old scraggly but still fluffy
What Spy mains think they look like when they fight each other:
You know Red is a bitch bc hes using kunai lmaoo
I suck at backgrounds and monochromatic styles nuff said, maybe one day i will stop using school as an excuse for making such basic ass shit
*Spy_Crying_Like_A_Bitch.wav*
silly goose activities
my friend doesn’t watch mumbo jumbo
we as a fandom don’t talk enough about badger going “helicopter, bitch” then picking jesse up like a limp rag and twirling him around in s1
like 1) jesse pinkman pickupable confirmed, 2) badger is fucking jacked i guess, 3) the fact that it literally never comes up again implies this is just a tuesday for them or something?? 4) helicopter, bitch!
batch 2!
Hybrids can talk to the creatures they are hybrids of! This is a fun trick... unless you're a creeper hybrid, or a wither hybrid, or an enderman hybrid, or... really, any hybrid where your kind are farmed. Cleo scored it good with zombies not being very smart, though she's still trying to forget the ones who remembered who they once were, with their screams of terror as the axes were brought down. (It would feel too bad to tell the others who they're slaying. It's just a small secret, right?)
Oh, no...I never thought about that aspect of it. This is such a good, horrible idea...
A Non-Exhaustive List Of Things That Will Never Be Said But Possibly Should Be:
The final sharp hiss of a creeper when it dies to fall damage is actually a curse. Not a curse in the swearing sense - a curse in the "death and rage to you and your pack for seasons and seasons to come" sense. Doc has heard thousands - probably millions - of them in his lifetime. He hopes they have no actual power...but if his own affinity for worldbreaking dark magic is anything to go by, he might not be so lucky.
Some of the zombies Cleo hears die still know their name. Others don't. That's the worst part, honestly: there don't seem to be any rules to how much they remember, or which ones do and which ones don't. It seems to be just random luck. What does that mean for her...
Slimes only ever say one thing. The light, the light, the light, the light, the light. From the smallest to the biggest, that's all Jevin ever hears from them. He hasn't figured out what they mean by it. He's trying not to feel worried about the fact that he himself doesn't instinctively know. What exactly did he lose, when he became a player?
Impulse is. Well. He has a lot of practice. With focus, and centeredness, continuing working on his wither rose farm no matter what other thoughts might be hammering through his ears. Concentrate, no breaking [RELEASE ME] focus, don't let your hand near that [R̵̺͒̅Ȇ̴̡Ļ̸̟̚Ḛ̴̈A̴̠͠S̸͎̝̽̀E̶̩͚̎ ̷͚̻̐M̸̧̏͗E̶̞̫̋͘!̸̯̠͛] pickaxe you don't need it you aren't breaking [R̶̤͊͐E̷̪̎L̸̯͖͗̃E̶͈͘Ą̷̞́̓S̸̡̒́Ė̵̦̗͘ ̸̨̕M̶̡͚̌̓E̶̢̮̐́,̷̙̰͒ ̷̼́̀P̸͕͈̚Ú̴͉̼͒N̵̡̊͜Ÿ̸̫̤́ ̶̥̯̇͘Ẁ̵̭͇Ĕ̷͙A̸̲̯͒K̷̟̹̄L̵̮̿̚Ȋ̵̦͒N̶͎̺̋̕G̵̢̛͔̿ ̸̺̖͒T̶̼̂̒H̴̼͂Ḯ̷̙N̵̟͚̍G̵̻͊] any blocks right now. It's bedrock anyway. He can't break it. [T̵̗͒Ḥ̴̡̀E̷̳̓͛ ̶̖͛͑Ẁ̷̞Ơ̸̻̺͑R̵̫̍́Ľ̶̥̼̃D̵̮͔̀͠ ̵͓͔̓̓W̷͓̗̅̏Ǐ̸̭͠L̴̘͕̊͑Ḻ̸̯̍ ̷̩̎̃Ḳ̷͋͘N̴̘̚Ỏ̷ͅW̴̗͊̏ ̶̡̈́P̸̪̒A̴̲͂͝I̵͕̼͒̀N̷̞̅͜ ̶̞͐Ả̴͔͔Ṣ̷̰͋ ̸̟͕̆͒I̸̟͇͆̔ ̷̛̩͇͝D̸̘̲͐͌Ơ̸͈͈] He knows. He's tried.
Sheep get ticklish when they're being sheared. Zed thinks that's pretty cool! :)
Class break
I gave myself a headache making this
partners in crime