Once Again, Lllliiiiliannn… The Reason Why We Call It Incest Is Because You Insist That Sibling Enmeshment

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I am watching Netflix's Pluto. I'll make a formal post later, there is too much to say, so I'll just do some nerd gushing for a moment.

I am watching Dr. Eggman and Goliath have a conversation.

(Closes my eyes and shutters with joy)

My Mean-spirited Anti-parody

Had an idea today that I don't think I'll ever make it might be a fun occasion series.You know that youtube channel 'How it Should of Ended'? Web animated parodies that about exactly what it says on the tin? My idea is sort of the opposite of that. Movie parodies that deliberately respond to often critiqued or parodied movie scenes, plot points, or plot holes, showing how the story would be actually worse if they did exactly what we said they should have done.

For example, Glynda just tells Dorothy that the shoes can take her home the moment she gets them. She never actually learns that "there's no place like home" and then lives the rest of her life regretting coming back, wanting to return this fantastic world she didn't get to see, and ends up in a psychward after attempting to run into the next tornado to hit her farm.

Indiana Jones doesn't actually have to retrieve the Ark of the Covenant because it kills the Nazis after they try to use it? Alright, let's see the movie where he just sits around waiting for that to happen, then it does, and he brings it back to America without any issue. Marion's dead because they killed her for the medallion, but who cares? I got the magic god box.That sounds like a way better movie, right?

The fellowship takes the eagles to mordor. Not even a third of the way there, the ring corrupts the eagles, and they successfully destroy all the kingdoms. Because they're gods that we all mistook for a taxi service.

Give me enough time, I bet I could come up with a reason why fixing the ending of Grease would be actually way worse.

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Moments like this reminds me of what an influence Calvin and Hobbes was to me.

Fyi, naming characters is my biggest struggle, so when I see "Tracer Bullet" I get insanely jealous.

Oh oh that's me they're talking about :)

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Yeah, i think I saw it and forgot to say it, thanks for bringing it up though. It makes me wonder what else ive forgot to bring up.

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This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen

Videos on A Place Further Than the Universe to watch instead of hers

Oh wow

Hungarian swords, 14th century, at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The middle sword is 8ft long