When The Many-eyed Eldritch Being Tries Hitting On A Human

and yet you say my apathy’s not just, or something like that

SPIDERS GEORG WRAPPED

You ate 36,520,000 Spiders!

Wow! You skewed 8 Billion People's data! That's in the top 0.0001% of all spider eaters!

Vibes are unique, just like you! Your Spiders Vibe is: Sleeping in a Cave.

mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts

me: i would die for you

Im having sad doorkeay thoughts about this and i dont know if i will elaborate on this or not but if i do it will be in the form of a 1k+ word fic published at 3 am on a random tuesday

I love the "came back wrong" trope but from the opposite side.

Imagine you are dead. And then you are RIPPED from the embrace of decay into the world of the living again. Your memories are hazy and you don't recognize any of these people, but they act like they're close to you? Like they love you? So you try to get your memories back, to act like you belong here, but everybody tries to forget you died. And you can't. It is omnipresent. And just trying to grapple with that fact pushes the people who "love" you away, and they're incapable of understanding, and they're so confused, what's wrong N̶̄̀O̶͛͗T̷̉́ ̷͋͝Y̴̎̌Ȍ̴̈U̸̓R NÄM̴̃͑E̵̾̇? And you just need them to understand, you aren't that person! You aren't! You don't know who that person is! You don't know why any of this is happening, but they're unwilling to bend, they keep insisting you are that person, your memories will come back, everything will be normal again, and you want to scream and cry and claw yourself open to show them you're different. Your existence as a being wholly separate from whoever you "used to be" is a sin unto itself. All you can do is scrabble for life and to them, you're killing whoever they loved to do it.

just. lots of fun in that concept, you know?

Is Aziraphale a alpha?

He is the Alpha and the Omega.

My jurgen leitner post is almost at 5k notes. How did this happen where are you guys still finding it

Hit post too soon

Sometimes i worry that people will think i’m a bot because my tumblr social cycle usually either looks like either

(Likes a bunch of posts and then permanently vanishes into the abyss)

Or

(Randomly follows someone after never having visited their blog before)

So sometimes i overthink things and follow someone because i liked a bunch of posts and don’t want it to look weird, or like a bunch of posts because i followed them and i don’t want it to look weird. I don’t know why i’m like this. Anyways if you see me in your notes, hi, i’m weird and socially anxious apparently

Sometimes i worry that

I have been laughing so hard i cannot breathe for several minutes. Get off of tumblr google it isnt good for you

Google is cooked

I AM SO

UNBELIEVABLY

normal about Chonny Jash

*ideas vibrate intensely in my brain*

:) :) :)

In 2020 we celebrated the thirtieth anniversary of the Good Omens book on the May 1st, only to learn later that it was not the correct date! :D