More Train Than Dragon But I Fold, Metro Train From The DC Area Cause Public Transit Is Cool

If suzy izzard is to be believed, then god’s first name is steve, and death star head of catering is named mr stevens, which is kind of close. It’s not clear if the steve in “pyramid steve” is a last name (first name pyramid) or if pyramid is more of a title, but anyway i think pyramid steve should visit the death star. I also should get more sleep my train of thought is getting increasingly more obscure

I started headcanoning jon as tall (taller than martin at least) at some point. When did i become a tall jon believer when did this happen what

I wonder what the Web has to do with Old Things. Because it has spiders for some reason (spiders should be corruption or hunt imo. cellar spiders are so hunt and stranger coded i love them), which means it probably also has cobwebs for the same "the theme demands it" reason. and cobwebs are associated with old things. so what does the web have to do with that? seems more lonely to me personally. but i could see something being untouched, almost like everyone instinctively avoids it, leaves it undisturbed... hmmm

Ive noticed something through the process of reporting the endless barrage of spambots.

Either the bio does not have an age, or the age is 23.

Is 23 a sexy age? Do you automatically gain +10 sex appeal points for the year that you’re 23 and lose them on your 24th birthday? Is 23 a common “random” number? Am I actually just being influenced by recency bias and subconsciously ignoring any other ages?

Am I overanalyzing the age stated in the bio of a spambot? Yes, yes I believe I am.

I did not slay her. I did not. Oh hi Narrator

I think if you spend too much time hating something, you start seeing it in places where it isn’t

Genuinely not sure how separate the fears are. Maybe they’re completely separate like at the end of s5. Maybe they’re all one thing like Gerry’s colours. Maybe they’re both. Schrödinger’s fears

Tonight i think once again about the cannibalistic ocean-dwelling scaly llamas

A Dribble of Ink

"'We Have Always Fought': Challenging the 'Women, Cattle and Slaves' Narrative" by Kameron Hurley - A Dribble of Ink

I’m going to tell you a story about llamas. It will be like every other story you’ve ever heard about llamas: how they are covered in fine s

Ive really only ever used tumblr, so tags on other sites are a mystery to me. But like.. does tagging “#fyp” actually do things on other sites? If it does, why doesn’t every post have that tag?

Absolutely loving the dedication to performance here. You never disappoint when there’s a show to be had.

Frank, can you please give me a tarot card reading?

Sure

*stares into void*

*mimes reading cards and waving them above my head in the air*