My Most Liked Post Is A Shitpost About Jurgen Leitner. I Dont Know Where People Are Still Finding It

Happy bpm day btw!! I got caught up deciding which bpm post to reblog, got distracted, reblogged none of them. Uhh insert jurgen leitner copypasta here

Yee

Its post breaking time

the notes are broken 😂

I had this EXACT thought about an hour before seeing this post and started immediately planning Large Art Projects That I Will Never Finish based on it because That Is What I Do

ok ok, so, I just kind of realised that Simon Fairchild is older than planes right? so, can you imagine how excited he was when they were invented? he felt the fresh fear of the wright brothers for those first 12 seconds and went insane.

OR, alternatively, he invented the aeroplane because he was bored of just throwing people from cliffs

ohmygod. he was absolutely fucking ecstatic. overwhelmed with joy. best day of his life. he would force every other avatar onto a plane immediately

reblog if you think Alice Dyer is so sexy and deserves a 20 for all her troubles

Me reading blog descriptions trying to figure out if the acronyms are meyers briggs types or fandom abbreviations

Lobsterphone

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

LOBSTERPHONE. That is all.

Vampires wearing black makes no sense. Black absorbs heat, which would make any accidental contact with sunlight even worse. Consider: vampires wearing white, maybe even reflective, clothing, carrying umbrellas meant to block sunlight, big sunhats (that have little flowers or something on them because pretty much all sunhats have little flowers on them). Ideally, they wouldn’t be out at all when the sun comes up. But the extra reflectivity could mean the difference between life and death for a vampire caught out at dawn.

i think what michael shelley wanted more than anything was to be loved or even just appreciated, but in the neurodivergent way where you think that the reason you aren't recognized is because you haven't done enough rather than because the people you want recognition from won't give it to you

the distortion reflects this by being bizarrely overt, making campaigns of terror against specific people, being the center (or at least a very hard-to-ignore presence) in the lives of its victims, rather than eating them outright or befriending them like helen does (which reflects a much more businesslike "get the job done, make some connections, and move on" attitude that likely reflects her job when she was human)

Reblog this and put in the tags what you think your role is in your fandom.

I’m sorry these tags are so funny to me and for what

The names too. Usually tumblr bot names are “okay? Sure?” Sometimes one rhymes with something and is a little funny. But THESE are so direct and stupid. Like yep thats exactly what that ad is for

God knows how many Weird Dietary Supplement bots reported and I finally get my first proper pornbot. Idk it’s kinda funny how EVERY bot is on the asexual tag rn