My Name Is Osama Abdel Salam Al-Qarnawi, I Am From Gaza, An Area That Was Devastated By The Recent War.

Gang I might be gone for like a week, I gotta find a bird to touch

Hey it's the weird guy

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Bring this back because I'm ill lmao

Everything I said up there for the characters is the same but now I know some more characters

Pico = alan

Nene = cowboy boat girl (the one alan hooks up with in the alan episode)

Darnell= Alan's landlord

Lemon demon= satan

Gang....

I think

I think im cooking with this au idea

Smiling friends FnF

Im sorry the thoughts won

The music just slaps so fucking hard

Yall I got a new phone and I lost all my drawings including the rayman one I was working on. BUT I WANTED YO SHOW OFF MY TROLLS OCS >:33 they are half of a band

I need to watch the new movie because velvet and veneer look amazing

How does winning feel huskerdust nation

*sniff* do i smell? yuri?

LET BRO COOK, THEY ONTO SOMETHING

LET. ME. COOK.

REAL!!!

Emily my love

I know i should be eeping rn but I just wanted to say im so fucking happy that mobile and wallace end up together.

Like dont get me wrong, Todd having the most adorable crush on wallace because he was his gay awaking melted my heart but at the end of the day it was just a fling for wallace and nothing more

Mobile, on the other hand, they connect over the fact that they are both Canadians who decided to visit France, which led them to talk more, which led to them wanting to hook up. Until they felt sparks, in which they both jumped back in shock at the revelation that sparks are in fact real. And it just makes them connect on a deeper level, like why did they not think sparks were real?

As someone who read the comics, (i feel like that sentence radiates nerd emoji energy) and knows how wallace and mobile got together, which personally made me love this stoic psychic, it made me all the happier to know they did get together in the anime.

TL;DR: i am and always will be a mobillace stan :D (also we need a wallace and mobile spin off)

Expect fanart of anything scott pilgrim because this hyperfixation will never leave