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Another remake I cooked up! This was also reposted to @shadamyheadcanons blog back in the day. Now I’m much more confident in my abilities lol.

Ok, so.

Things from the trailer that I liked:

Shadow!!! The design, the animation, all of that is great, and I can see they borrowed from the 2005 game, visually at least.

Maria! That little girl IS gonna die!

Robotnik is back, and homoerotic with Stone, as ever

Things I am not a fan of:

Gerald is alive? :/ Him being dead is central to Shadow's story, so I'm not sure how they're gonna incorporate that well...

No Amy, but more importantly NO ROUGE?! WHERE IS MY GIRL?!

The fat jokes. I can just feel that these won't be the only ones.

Shadow's voice is... Okay, Reeves isn't doing a bad job per se, but... I'll definitely have to get used to it.

They're working FOR GUN? This movie better have an ultimately anti-military sentiment or I swear to god...

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

YOUR HONOR THIS IS THEM CANON NO CAP

(the resemblence is uncanny holy shit.)

qualche studio sui Daft Punk

juxtaposition or something i just like this how they turned out in this panel

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

Starting some kind of collection

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

I love how the world perceives tumblr as useless platform. No world news here. No algorithm. No verified accounts. Ads are about Pikachu cosplayer and shoelaces. Folks that's exactly how social media should be

way overdue edit: OP too has learned everything regarding international politics through crabs and that meme but doesn't dare to consider these paranormal/parasocial occurrences as mere news. It's a moment, it's a bliss, it's the nightmare of future generations' history textbooks, you had to be there

when ure on the character select screen of a fighting game and u and ur friend pick the same character

in the club doing the gmod funny dance

It’s Just Me

Bruce Springsteen x Reader

Warnings: none

Requested by Anon: Can you do a fluffy and sweet Bruce Springsteen x shy reader where they’re on their first date driving around or something simple and he tries to get her to come out of her shell a bit?

(gif is not mine)

To say you were nervous about your first date with Bruce would be an understatement. In some ways it seemed silly to be so scared around such a loving guy, but you knew it wasnt his fault. You were the nervous one, and you tried your best to hide them but unfortunately your date was starting to catch on.

The wind blew through your hair as Bruce turned down another quiet street, you had plans to stop somewhere to eat but for now you were just driving around and talking....if you could manage any words out.

"Hey its okay to be nervous yknow." His voice snapping you out of your thoughts as you turned to look at him.

Pushing your hair behind your ear, a blush spread across your face. "Its that obvious huh?"

Bruce chuckled as he kept his eyes on the road, "Well honey, you haven't exactly been as talkative as you usually are."

You felt really guilty, you knew he was right, and it was frustrating to you that you couldn't act like your normal self around him. Bruce had been a close friend of yours for years, why was it so hard now?

Bruce stretched his free hand over to grab yours, you hadn't noticed but your hand was shivering. "C'mon sweetheart, its just me. Let's act like this is just a normal evening."

Nodding your head slowly, a little smile spread across your face. He really was a special guy, maybe that's what made you so nervous. Somewhere inside of you, there was a voice pointing out all the ways you weren't good enough for him.

You don't even know why Bruce wanted to go on this date in the first time, weren't there hundreds if not thousands of other girls that wanted him. Gorgeous girls, girls that could actually speak to him?

As if he could read your mind, Bruce spoke up again. "I asked you out for a reason Y/N..." His thumb gently caressed your knuckles as he spoke. "I enjoy being around you, you're a wonderful person, and not to mention beautiful."

You could've died as you felt more heat migrating up to your cheeks, but he continued speaking. "I've never had so much fun with someone like I have fun with you Y/N."

"Oh Bruce...." You replied in a soft whisper, "Stoppp you're just saying this shit because I'm being such a downer."

The car came to an abrupt start, the low hum of the motor was instantly turned off. Gazing around you tried to figure out where you but it was pitch black except for the car's lights.

"C'mon now, let's just talk like normal. Have I told you about this song I wrote?" Flashing his warm smile at you as the wind blew his curls over his eyes.

You shook your head, you always looked forward to hearing his music. Even when he just told you the story behind the songs, his mind was so fascinating to you.

The conversations shifted a million times over as you eventually warmed up and felt more and more comfortable. Bruce could warm you up like no other, he made you feel like the only person in the world, and tonight was no exception.

As the night came to an end, Bruce pulled the car into the parking lot of your apartment building. "I hope you enjoyed tonight darling, I had a wonderful time."

"Tonight was wonderful, thank you." Your voice was barely above the volume of a whisper as you inched your face closer to Bruce's.

His warm brown eyes met yours quickly you both shut your eyes and your lips touched in a gentle kiss. The heat of your blush rose up your face as Bruce lightly tugged on your bottom lip. Oh he drove you wild, you could've had him right then and now but you knew it wasnt the time.

Before you knew it Bruce was out of the car and opening your door so you could get out.

"Goodnight Y/N..." He whispered, brushing a piece of hair behind your ear.

"Goodnight Bruce..." You replied, kissing his cheek before leaving.

bruce springsteen wearing a hoodie. you will reblog

i run around like a fraggle

What do you think happens when Batman pulls up to McDonlands at like 4am. Then what. Are the employees so scared that they give him the meal for free or bc they’re thanking him for the work he does? What is his go to meal? Drink? Is Bruce too rich to know what a fast food chain is?

Maybe he calls up Alfred/you and is like “want anything while I’m here?” He gets the kids meals for the Robins? Does he have a little action toy based off him at least once?

Bruce showing up to Dick and Jason's little league game like:

hey guys I brought clementines and Kool aid jammers

Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne + Text Posts ♡

THE BATMAN (2022) + Tumblr Reactions

You don’t need lots of reasons to headcanon something or ship something. You can ship two characters who briefly touch hands, you can headcanon a character as autistic because they have repetitive actions. You don’t need to explain why, you have your reasons, sometimes those reasons can just be “why not?”

"why do you like wizards so much" because you read a book to shoot fire out of your hands and you get a silly hat and robe. Next question

when my brother and i see a distinct lack of cheese snacks in the pantry

bruce springsteen and clarence clemons

GHOSTBUSTERS P.T. 🚫👻 a series of short comics I did last October 🎃

There's no pain and there's no pressure No humiliation There's no fear and there's no shame There's no pulse now is it so strange?💀

Aurelio Voltaire — Dead Girls