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Everything is so much
Let’s go people!
in the past 48 hours we’ve had boris johnson resign, shinzo abe assassinated, bong bong marcos get covid, and the presidential palace of sri lanka get stormed by protesters
bring out the guillotine, besties! waiting to see whose head (of state) rolls next
Both at the same time: PETER!
*James and Sirius sitting in jail together*
James: So who should we call?
Sirius: I’d call Remus, but I feel safer in jail
James: Yeah, I would call Regulus but I don't think I'll make it through the day alive if I do that
I need more
“Will you wear my jersey tomorrow?” James asked, abruptly stopping in the middle of the corridor.
Regulus froze in his tracks, scrunching up his face in an attempt to restrain the ridiculous smile he knew was threatening to spill over. With a deep breath, and a face at least two shades darker than before, Regulus turned around.
“It’s alright if you don’t want to!” James quickly said. “I know there’s a lot of animosity between our houses, and I know people already treat you unfairly because we’re dating, so I completely understand if you don’t-“
“James.” Regulus stepped forward, standing on his tiptoes to press a quick kiss to James’ cheek. “I’d love to wear it.”
“It’s like sweet home Alabama but just more violent” ~ Sirius Black explaining his family tree/circle.
[ID: a tweet from user @NailsNCrowns (miguel gomez stan account.) that reads “someone put together a google doc of 150 gynecologists that will tie your tubes without asking if you have kids, your marital status and no matter your age. It’s sorted by alphabetical order by state.” They include the link. Below is another tweet that reads “if your city isn’t on the list, please check back in a few hours because the list is updated hourly.” /end ID]
Here is the link to the Google doc.
He just past the sud count but now the Trevor project number is perfect
He made it guys! Are new lord and savior has arisen!
Salty just casually dropping this lol and human one wholly supporting are just so wholesome and funny at the same time 😭🥺😂
Love me some One Topic
No one can say Gravity Falls didn’t teach us anything important
And then overly show without talking that they were partners in the project in a way that EVERYONE knew they were partners
James and Sirius were the type of friends that would look at each when the teacher announces that the class will be working in pairs for a project
Sirius: *flips table* IM NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM AGAIN!
Remus: *looking at Harry and Ginny* So how’s Draco and Luna
Remus: *Harry starts talking about Draco and Ginny starts talking about Luna**both with love struck faces* your going to have to tell him eventually
Harry: Yeah, but it’s sooo funny to mess with him *hands Ginny four galleons* here’s that for dinner
Ginny: That was definitely worth it.
Harry: Yeah and this is my girlfriend, Ginny
Sirius: Isn’t she Ron’s little sister?
Harry: Yeah but-
Sirius: Youre dating your best friend little sibling? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU POTTERS?! YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER HARRY GODDAMNIT
Harry: What?
Sirius: *Staring up at the sky* ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JAMES? HES TAKING AFTER YOU! YOU LITTLE BROTHERFUCKER!