Instead Of Corn Or Philosophy Students, I Propose A New Spirit Guardian Form That Combines The Deadliest

ragh boning down for the first time with an elf is great, but now i need the thistlesprings giving him a binder and a firm talking-to about sexual health

i think it would be pretty sexy of you all to let your dungeon master play one of the many pcs that they’ve made despite knowing they’ll never be able to use them

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

i’m filing an injury claim against dimension 20 because the whiplash in moods this episode is hurting me more than last episode hurt my feelings

riz can have a little bit of loving, badass double-agent father, as a treat

god, every episode of fantasy high live i think to myself “wow, this is the best and most exciting episode ever, nothing can ever get close to this” and think about it all week until the next episode where i think the exact same thing and now i wonder if ill ever accept the fact that fantasy high is a consistently great show and i don’t have to shield myself from potential disappointment because it knocks it out of the park every time

changing my name to cumulous rocks because during this whole episode i was either stunned or dying 

when belizabeth bastard pulled her move, i immediately started trying to think of an intricate legal defense to buy more time. my friend shot out of his seat and yelled “it’s time to deck that bitch” and honestly that’s the dichotomy of dnd, baby

shoutout to zac oyama for choosing to play a way of the long death monk, aka one of the toughest fucking characters to kill in dnd history. death might have taken lapin cadbury, but to cumulous rocks it’s a joke

you’ve heard of death, now get ready for the void, amirite?