Regulus: Computer, how do I stop being in love with my brother’s best friend? Without anyone knowing, no drowning.
Regulus: 'Puter, do you hear me?
*Remus covered in lipstick stains from Sirius, smiling like an idiot*
Remus: I love being gay
Just thinking about Sirius and Remus bro-hug each other when they meet in the shrieking shack for the first time after Sirius went to Azkaban, then almost bro-kissed in a totally platonic, non-gay way.
Regulus "inescapable, l'm not even gonna try" Black and James "and if I get burned, at least we were electrified" Potter
james potter would have been such a good girl-dad
ITS TIME FRIENDOS!!! NO EXCUSES, JUST RESULTS!!
Sirius is the kind of person who would write fanfics about himself and Remus before they got together
Remus would buy Sirius all sorts of star jewellery. Necklaces, hair clips, earrings, rings, and Sirius would wear them every single day. If he lost one of them, he would be so upset and Remus would just keep buying him new ones.
Remus: don’t start
Sirius: hearing "don’t start" gives me a thrill, honestly
Remus:
Sirius: makes me wanna start
Remus: I think I-
Sirius: you think you love me?
Remus: that too, but I was going to say that I think your robes are on fire
Sirius: *blushing uncontrollably*
Sirius: he loves me!!!
Somewhere along the way Professor Lupin became our Moony, and I won’t give him back