“how much longer is this gonna fuckin take?”
your boyfriend katsuki grumbles, his gaze longing on his hand. your fingers gently hold his, the brush on your hand carefully painting strokes of crimson on his nail.
“if you want a pretty design, then a while.”
he sighs and turns his head, feeling the brush swirling around his nail bed. you hum some random tune as you pick up another brush, dipped in acetone, and carefully swiping it around his cuticle.
“the hell are you doing?”
“cleaning up the design, unless you want contact dermatitis” you smile, “wouldn’t want my favorite customer to get hurt.”
“why are you suddenly doing nails anyway?”
“oh, y’know, to buy the ninja swirl, seen it on tiktok a few times.”
that’s a lie. you started doing nails in order to save up for your boyfriend’s birthday present, which was a custom license plate for his porsche. nonetheless, you think a ninja swirl would benefit you and katsuki. you set down the brush and drive his hand towards the lamp. a minute later, you retrieve it to show your boyfriend the final result.
red, orange and green decorate the explosion doodles on his nails, and you can’t help but smirk. “guess your nails are explosive, huh?”
“yeah after that joke i ain’t payin ya one penny.”
Explosions in the Rain - K. Bakugo
When you were four years old, you were physically Katsuki Bakugo’s greatest pain in the ass.
Your Quirk was Precipitation, which allowed you to control and manipulate water, but specifically water from the atmosphere or the air around you, such as the rain. For as long as you could remember, whenever Bakugo created those annoyingly loud and intrusive explosions of his, you would also gather the water particles in the air around you and drop water at his hands to stop the explosion. You effortlessly pissed him off to no end, especially when you would always stop him from bullying Izuku.
He hated it; how you got so used to stopping him from creating his explosions to the point where you could even predict when, where, and how he was going to use them. You read him like a book, and he despised it. He despised how well you knew him, despised how perceptive you were despite only being four and the same age as him, and despised how you made him feel weak.
When you were twelve years old, you were mentally Bakugo’s greatest pain in the ass.
It’s already been established for the past eight years that you had grown completely and utterly familiar with Bakugo and his Quirk. But twelve was a difficult age for everyone; most people were entering puberty, it was the time of inexperienced preteens doing things that they will regret later in life, and most people began to understand their crushes.
Bakugo wasn’t most people. When his heart raced whenever you spoke or bickered with him, he assumed that he was just getting adrenaline from “winning” the argument (he usually always lost in the end). Whenever his face reddened when you accidentally brushed his hand or touched him, he just assumed that he was angry. Whenever you defended Izuku from Bakugo, he always assumed that he was pissed because of the sole fact that you were defending Deku of all people.
When you were sixteen years old, you were supposedly Bakugo’s greatest pain in the ass.
You were both first years at UA, and despite your constant arguing, name calling, and childlike behavior with each other, everyone always assumed at first meeting that you were both dating but just had particularly strange ways of showing affection. They had even spread rumors that you were both dating--although you were both used to it, as the same thing used to happen in middle school.
You both denied those rumors, although deep inside of Bakugo’s heart, he did want those rumors to be true. However, even with the knowledge from the both of you that the rumors were false, most people still assumed that you were both in love. After all, you both always looked for each other during a villain attack and stuck to each other’s side. No one will ever forget just how fragmented your mental state was when Bakugo was kidnapped by the League of Villains, and how you cried when you and a few others managed to get him back.
When you were seventeen, Bakugo realized that you were never his greatest pain in the ass, but his greatest soft spot and weakness.
How absolutely heartwrenching your scream was when he basically died. How he felt his soul leave his body when you saw you bloody and unconscious. How he held you close when the war ended and you both narrowly survived.
And finally, finally, he realized that all this time, he never despised the feelings you gave him. He adored it, and he began to relish in it. The red on his cheeks and how you held his heart in your hands and never once dropped it. How he loved you.
When you were twenty-two years old, you truly became Bakugo’s greatest weakness.
Or perhaps we should change how we address him to Katsuki, as Bakugo is now also your last name.
The cold golden ring against your finger was a small yet impactful sensation, enough to make you tear up. You’ve always dreamed of this day, of getting married to the one you loved most. And standing right in front of you at the altar was your dearest Katsuki, who you refused to allow to wear makeup to cover up his scars. “Today, we are here to celebrate the knot of two wonderful young souls…” the priest began.
As the priest finished his long speech, Katsuki leaned in, and right before he kissed you, he muttered something. “You know, growing up, you were my biggest pain in the ass.”
“Same with you.” You murmured, chuckling breathily. His eyes softened before cupping your cheek with a calloused hand.
“I’ll love growing old with you just as much as I did growing up with you. I love you.”
He kissed you after those words, and finally, you eternally became Katsuki’s greatest weakness.
This was made on a whim, and this is also my first time ever writing for MHA…do tell me what you think of this lmao
touya todoroki x gn!reader smau
an takes place after touya escapes the facility (i def wanna do more with this concept) js fluff, swearing and an endeavour mention
i love you touya i wish nothing bad happened to you i wish your dad didn’t suck i wish your quirk didn’t burn you i wish you had a normal childhood i wish you never became dabi i wish you were happy before the last few painful seconds of your life
deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2
+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]
update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.
you have no idea how aizawa has put up with you for this long.
“shota, baby, i need your help.”
you’ve practically got a master’s degree in bullshit, but even you’re struggling to keep it together with this one.
you’d just called him up on the phone with what’s probably one of the stupidest ideas you’ve ever had, and now you’re trying to keep your voice even.
“what is it, doll?”
you cover your mouth to keep from giggling and take a breath. “i’m in the kitchen right now and i can’t find the matterdaddy.”
“what?”
you cover the receiver and muffle a snort into the couch cushions. “i can’t find the matterdaddy, do you know where it is?”
“what the hell is the matterdaddy?”
he realizes as soon as it leaves his mouth and he heaves a great, disappointed sigh as you burst into raucous laughter.
“i don’t know, daddy, what’s the matter with you?”
he makes a noise of distaste. “you’re depraved.”
“and you’ve got ‘gullible’ written all over your forehead,” you giggle.
“i’m hanging up the phone now.”
“m’kay,” you hum, catching your breath. “have a good rest of your patrol. love you, mwah.”
he makes a low hum back. “i’ll try. love you too.”
“no kiss back?” you tease before he can hang up. he sighs loudly again, but you hear the soft smack of his lips on the other end as he pecks the receiver before the line goes silent.
dividers by @/saradika graphics — saw this reel n couldn’t stop giggling. may or may not be down bad 🤭
saiki k. x reader
✦ — notes : i can't sleep without cuddling a pillow it feels so incomplete and empty and it irritates me ARRGGHHHHH
୨୧ cws : touch starved reader. fluff.
✦ — warnings : established romantic relationship. probably ooc saiki.
you and SAIKI planned to watch a movie at his house while having both of your favorite sweets at the same time.
saiki had just teleported to buy coffee jelly and your favorite desert at a convenience store.
you stared at the open window of his bedroom. it's a sunny day. the sunlight pooled through the window, giving your room a lukewarm ambience.
the birds chirped as the wind breezed in the room. the cool breeze was subtly brushing your face.
you inhale the fresh air, and relax for a bit as you bask in your lonesome.
that was when you realized that you were feeling tired and drowsy. your eyes were starting to close on you. your mind goes all the way back to monday; you remembered you didn't get enough sleep this week because of some class report that was super important for your grade.
you fight the urge to sleep and occasionally flick yourself on the forehead a few times to wake yourself up. it worked, but it didn't stay for long.
curses. it's getting hard to stay up. you wouldn't want to ruin a date, would you?
.. or maybe you should go and get some shut eye for a bit. saiki's gone for a few minutes so you have some time to take a power nap.
you yawned, rubbing your eyes slowly. it wouldn't hurt, right?
yeah, it wouldn't.
you close your eyes, deciding to snooze for a bit. you grab a nearby pillow and cuddle with it, and the pillow smelled like saiki.
you slowly feel your drowsiness enveloping you, and immediately fall asleep.
saiki teleports back with a bag filled with coffee jelly and your favorite dessert, and sees your figure cuddling a plushie.
'figures, i knew they would be sleeping by now.' he rubs his eyes through his glasses. he's aware you hadn't had enough sleep this week, and the lack of sleep made you miserable.
saiki stared at the pillow you were hugging. he knew you were touch starved and absolutely hated it. he'd swat your hand away if you tried to pinch his cheeks, or if he was feeling petty, he'd teleport behind you if you wanted to surprise him a hug; he's not the one to like physical touch.
he's seen you cuddle plushies and pillows in your sleep and he took you as the type to become cuddly and clingy in your sleep, but why is he getting so worked up just because of a mere pillow?
'no, it's nothing to me. why would i get—'
then it hit him hard. saiki, an all knowing and powerful psychic, getting jealous because of a lousy pillow? absolutely foolish. he wouldn't feel like that at all!
this is something silly to be absurd about, and he felt preposterous; not only on that damn pillow but himself too, for getting so pissed at it for some stupid reason. screw that pillow— screw himself too!
a sigh escapes his lips as he sets the bag down at his table. he wouldn't mind spending the rest of the day sleeping in with you anyway, he's tired too.
he walks to his bed, carefully lying down as to not wake you up. the two of you are in close proximity and he becomes hyperaware with his surroundings, his mind racing with his thoughts.
it feels weird for him to be this close to you, even if you had exchanged kisses and hugs in the past, but you always initiated them. this time, he's the one initiating.
he reluctantly encircled his arm around your waist, pulling you close. he feels you shifting to snuggle up to him, your head leaning to his chest.
maybe this wasn't all too bad.
saiki closes his eyes and immediately felt lightheaded after, enveloping your warmth as he falls into deep slumber.
you're going to have to wake up to a lazy psychic after.
reblogs are appreciated! ♡
Clingy Katsuki, who, after a long and rough day, came up to your dorm with his usual frown, only this time as soon as you opened the door, he walked in and shut it behind him, immediately wrapping his arms around you and burying his face against your shoulder.
Clingy Katsuki, who wouldn’t let you move away, only squeezed tighter and grumpily mumbled something or other against your skin, his tense shoulders easing when you finally embrace him back.
Clingy Katsuki, who finally let you pull him to your bed, flopping over on top of you and absolutely refusing to let you move. Except now, he was totally silent, no more muttering, he was just dazedly staring at the wall with his arms tight around you, his eyes drooping further and further shut as you carded your fingers through his hair.
Clingy Katsuki, who eventually fell asleep on top of you, his quiet snores filling your ears. It was only then that you realized, given his size, how hard it would be to try and move him off of you, especially without waking him up. So you were trapped there, warm and thoroughly squished, until further notice from him.
Clingy Katsuki, who woke up later, his eyes immediately turned to you, seeing you asleep beneath him. He grinned, tracing his fingers over your face, brushing your hair away before kissing your cheek and laying his head back down to join you in sleep again.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ notes: mayhaps perhaps i should make one for todoroki as well
kofi — navigation — masterlist
do not copy, translate, or plagarize
denki kaminari x gn!reader, college au
denki starts taking notes for you when you’re absent. little did he know, his illegible handwriting prevents you from actually using them
bakugou ver
coping coping coping with my miserable class schedule so i made another one. this one was made kinda fast,, just posting it to clear some drafts
my winter bkdk, I struggle with any romantic scenarios for these two but I think these look cute together, I like the concept :D
i love love LOVE reading the hcs where pro hero, husband! katsuki is just so in love with his dear wife.
you sat on the couch, a warm blanket wrapped around you, as you watched katsuki's live interview on tv. the interviewer, a well-known journalist, smiled at him, clearly eager to delve into his life as a top pro hero.
“so, mr. dynamight, what would you say is your greatest achievement?” the interviewer asked, leaning in with interest.
without missing a beat, katsuki didn't even hesitate. “marrying my wife.”
your eyes widened, your heart skipping a beat. a big, silly smile spreads across your face as you listened, touched by his words.
the interviewer chuckled, clearly caught off guard. “that’s very sweet, but i meant in your pro hero career.”
katsuki frowns at him, as if offended by the idea of something else being greater than marrying you. “nothing else matters.”
the room fell silent for a moment, the sincerity of his words hanging in the air. yhe interviewer, taken aback by his straightforwardness, smiled warmly. “that’s quite the statement. it’s clear how much she means to you.”
katsuki simply nodded, his expression unwavering. “she’s my everything.”
you felt your heart swelled with love and pride, tears prickling at the corners of your eyes. you knew he loved her, but hearing him say it so openly and proudly made you feel like the luckiest girl in the world.
his girl. his one and only. the love of his life.
long after his interview, the front door creaked open, and your husband stepped inside, loosening his tie as he kicked off his shoes. before he could even set his bag down, you appeared, practically bouncing with excitement.
before he could even say a word, you launched yourself at him, throwing your arms around his neck and pulling him down into a huge, sloppy kiss. katsuki barely had time to react before you were kissing him with such enthusiasm that it left him momentarily stunned.
when you finally pulled back, a big grin plastered on your face, he blinked, wiping at his lips with a bemused expression.
“what the hell was that for, sweets?” he asked, though his tone held no real annoyance.
you giggled, wrapping your arms tighter around him. “for being the sweetest husband ever,” you smiled, eyes shining with affection. “i saw the interview.”
katsuki’s face softened, a small smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth. “tch, you’re acting like i don’t mean it.”
“i know you do,” you replied, leaning up to peck his lips again, this time softer. “but hearing you say it like that... it means the world to me.”
he sighed, pulling you into a tighter embrace. “you’re such a sap,” he muttered, though his tone was fond.
“says the guy who just declared i’m his greatest achievement on national television,” you teased, nuzzling into his chest.
katsuki scoffs, pressing a kiss to the top of your head.
“yeah, yeah. just don’t get used to it.”
‧₊˚✧[ it's me, kia ! ]✧˚₊‧ 。゚•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• 。゚ ‧₊˚✧[ more of katsuki ! ]✧˚₊‧
⋆˚࿔ kia's note ˚⋆ based on david bowie interview about his wife :)) also, happy birthday to me!! tysm for the 1k follows yet again, please enjoy this while older bro's bsf is a wip <333