Sibling Bickering

When someone you follow starts posting problematic proships and overall disgusting content and now you have to unfollow:

MY BABYGIRL CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY

Oikawa: A self-obsessed whore (who still genuinely cares about his friends)

Hinata: A short ball of energy who thrives to cause chaos (but is still sweet)

Kenma: A sleep-deprived gamer who was tired of their shit a long time ago (He needs therapy)

Suga: A caring mom at heart (who also thrives to cause chaos)

Atsumu: A VERY confident gay who will throw hands for his friends (He’s a simp).

✨They make the perfect friend group✨

I fricking love their dynamic so much <3

Atsumu: we can’t manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this

Kiyoomi: *hold up daggers* manslaughter it is

Goshiki: Grape

Yamaguchi: Yams Potato

Hinata: Tangerine

Kindaichi: Green Onion

Sakusa: Burnt Ramen

😈

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

AND YOU GUYS WONDER WHY I LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH

Top comfort ship for real

Tsumu and Omi

We feel like shit

In the toilet

Mixed in with some pee, which is VERY yellow if you don't mind me adding, Daily reminder to drink a shit ton of water (3 average sized glasses)

2 movies but no season 5. .how we feeling haikyuu fandom

Oh hoo~ Kissy Kiss Kiss

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Poor Atsumu

Atsumu confessing to Aran:

"Sorry I don't feel the same"

Atsumu confessing to Kita:

"Sorry Atsumu but I like Aran"

Atsumu confessing to Hinata:

"Sorry Atsumu-San, but Kageyama has my heart right now!"

Atsumu: …why does no one love me back?

Sakusa who actually likes Atsumu back: I AM RIGHT HERE!!

Atsumu's fangirls: WE LOVE YOU ATSUMU-SAN!!!

Sakusa who still likes Atsumu back: BITCH STFU