I Should Be Paying Atention To My Class, But Instead I'm Reading Fanfiction, I Need Help

OMG I just read a fic in wich sirius' car is crap and remaided me of that tiktok "im gay and my tire just blew out, i dont know a shit about cars"

“I think everyone’s been kind of conditioned to be obsessed with [sex], when in actual fact... you know, it’s just a thing that people do for fun. You don’t even need it to make babies anymore. It’s not like you’ll die without it.”

-Jason Farley-Shaw

favorite 9-1-1 moment ↳ 12/? ✦ the buckleys in 4.04 - 9-1-1, what’s your grievance?

Hi! I love your drarry fic recs and i was wondering if you could do one for wolfstar too?

You’ve come to the right person my friend, here are some of my favorites;A Cure For Nightmares by Picascribit (36k)1976-78: There’s a mysterious new boy at St Godric’s boarding school, and Sirius can’t stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius’s heart.Very Bad Things by Freudian Fuckup (58k)On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.A Wolf’s Heart by @severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet (87k)Remus Lupin has a congenital heart defect, and is awaiting an available heart for transplant. Sirius Black is an immature twenty-something, living with a couple other immature twenty-somethings. Both are obsessed with the same obscure book, which becomes their coping mechanism for navigating their instant and torrid love affair. Life, they discover, is precarious at best, but from each other, they learn how to make it something that’s worth living.Text Talk by Merlywhirls (141k)Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don’t know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.That Old Black Magic by Fallovermelikestars (36k)AU in which Remus, being as he is a werewolf and all, is homeschooled til he is 16. Hogwarts is something of an experience, not least because there’s this boy called Sirius Black.This is You and Me by Children_of_the_Shadows (81k)The first time Charlus Potter met Remus Lupin, he was reminded of a past he was trying to forget.The first time Dorea Potter met Remus Lupin, she was reminded of her own limitation.The first time James Potter met Remus Lupin, he was indifferent.The first time Sirius Black met Remus Lupin, he threw a punch to his face.Dating Remus Lupin by Children_of_the_Shadows (83k)Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who’s quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius’s interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn’t quite as easy as it looked.The Lines We Cross by REwrites (102k)He knew that what they were doing was wrong, but found, with every kiss, he cared less and less. AU student-teacher relations set in Sirius’s seventh year.Momentum byChildren_of_the_Shadows (259k)An epic tale of Remus and Sirius’s lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. AU towards the end, just before October 31st.Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign (379k)Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.**WIP, not abandoned but doesn’t update regularly, doesn’t end in a cliffhanger and worth a read.Werewolves and Magic and Dreams, Oh My! by Glitterfics (50k)The three Marauders are not friends with their other roommate. They think he’s quiet and weird and they are uncomfortable around him, especially when they discover he’s a werewolf. But then the dreams start and everything changes.No Mum, He Really Is My Boyfriend by Showmeyourtardis (27k)If Remus has to go on one more date set up by his mother, he will maul his own face off. It was nothing against the boys, they were… Well, they were horribly dull, but it was mostly the werewolf thing. So when an escape plan, in the form of Sirius Black, presents itself, Remus is more than happy to take it.All Hail the Outlaws by @lala-lady-elena (29k)One of Remus Lupin’s three jobs happens to be working maintenance for their flat building. He gets to meet all sorts, most of whom he would rather have nothing to do with. Until James Potter and Sirius Black move in across the hall. Engineering students and self-proclaimed geniuses, the pair set out to make their neighbours new best friends, and everyone’s life is turned upside down, but in the best way possible.Aesthetic: Trash Boys by Emaly and Merlywhirls (89k)A story that starts with dick pics but is really about friendship, falling in love, and summer hols fun.**WIP, not abandoned.Fractured Skies by @lala-lady-elena (18k)Two worlds collide. Deaf artist Sirius Black works at his best mate’s cafe. Remus Lupin is an epileptic student from France who is just looking to get by unnoticed. But the artist sees something he wants in the shy boy, and makes it his mission to see what makes Remus tick.Paper Swans by @lala-lady-elena (27k)The Sequel to Fractured Skies-Remus and Sirius are happy together. But they never envisioned a life where they’d lose their two best friends and have to fight for their godson. And yet things somehow work out, just not in the way they expected. With Harry off to Hogwarts Academy for his first year, Remus and Sirius deal with an empty nest and more importantly, feeling like their family is not yet complete.I feel like i should rec entire AO3 profile of @angry-space-ravenclaw bc i literally read all her fics and this list would need to have all of them??

I think Taylor Swift's You all over me suits Grant Chapman perfectly.

been sitting on this one for a WHILE

mixed rated buddie fics

this is just my list of fics where there different ratings on the post. which can happen when there are limited fics under certain tags or if it has been requested by someone. :)

post-lawsuit

meddling (firefam trying to get buddie together)

make sure to kudos/comment on these amazing works

I made this late one night after my roommate asked me what a muppet good omens crossover would look like. It still makes me laugh.

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“Don’t be dead. That would really ruin my day.”

-Frances Janvier