Alfred Gave Them The Sheets

they want to take everything away from us

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

Golder retriever boyfriend this black cat girlfriend that. What about neurotic horse significant other

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

Writers when it's time to write the story no one forced them to come up with in the first place 🙄

there should be a hug button where you can tell your mutuals its going to be okay instead of liking their vent post and hoping they realize ur not agreeing that they should die

girl you've been running through my mind all day

“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”