Clown….

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

decided im not going to be a people pleaser anymore if thats okay with you

*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*

I love when my mutuals have ocs I like, like that’s great. Mini fandom.

it feels like my throat and insides are being ripped out

goodbye everypony...this might be it for me

dry swallowed a pill. dying

Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments

Really cool kickstarter for sculpted textured hair extensions that y'all should check out!! If you don't have textured hair but want to support her, she has other beauty products like hair paint and body butter

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

my favorite will wood song is the one that goes *cool tagline* *screaming* *soft lyrics about something deep* *heavy electric guitar and saxophone* pauses to talk to the audience about nonsense but the audience slowly realizes he has a point *more lyrics about deep topic but louder this time* *more screaming* *instrumental break* *one last saxophone riff* *amazing words that will stick in your head forever and end the song perfectly* *twelve seconds of heavy breathing*

Work in progress