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so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

Fast Food Customer Service Confession #1

We will judge you while you're ordering, if only for a minute. Whatever you put on your food we will be like "Ew" or "Gross" if its not the normal way. But some of us don't really care either.

gen z culture is trying to be extra polite and nice to waiters and waitresses at restaurants, partially to make up for your asshole relatives being dicks to them for no reason, partially because it’s the right fucking thing to do, jesus fucking christ, they’re human beings

I'm tired of hearing about all the "good" things he's doing for our country when in fact all he's doing is reversing all the good things we've already done! I dunno if he's made peace/whatever or is still trying to make peace with North Korea. Like that's it that's all the good he has done or is trying to do. How did he even win the elections anyway he's a racist bigot that probably should've just stuck to his damned tv show like Jesus fucking christ. America please vote for someone else next election PLEASE.

10 Reasons to Hate Donald Trump

1. His ex wife admitted that he forced her into sexual situations.

2. He wants to spend billions of dollars of our already dwindling budget to build a wall to stop Mexicans from coming into the country.

3. When asked hard hitting and relevant questions by a female he avoided them and went on to blame it on her period.

4. He gave out a senators private number out of spite.

5. If he can’t fix his hair how can we expect him to fix our economy?

6. He accused all immigrants of being rapists.

7. He believes immigrants stealing jobs is actually a thing.

8. He believes that sexual assault is to be expected when men and women are put together.

9. He’s disgusted by breast feeding.

10. He’s overall just a sexist, racist bully who uses his money in order to push people around. 

I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

Law and order and the x files take place in the same universe

If you’re a young person in Ohio, DON’T tell your therapist you are trans. You may think “oh but my therapist would never tell my parents!” No, you don’t understand, there’s a hellova lot of people who dont give two shits about the morality of their actions, all they care about is being law abiding citizens. If they’ve made it a felony to not tell parents about trans clients, then people are gonna tell parents about trans clients. Confidentiality of you identity doesn’t exist any more. Don’t. Tell. Your. Therapist.

Best things I heard people say today at the highschool for the fireworks!

Girl: Hi I've known your son since 6th grade.

Dad: I'm so sorry.

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Brother: Well what'd she say?

Sister: You lying son of a gun?

Scooby Doo idea: Daphne Blake as the weird rich kid whose parents signed her up for a shit-ton of rich-kid extracurriculars like polo, fencing, and all of this other shit so they wouldn’t have to deal with her/bolster her college resume. She puts a lot of effort into actually being good at all these extra-curriculars bc she’s competing with all of her ~super successful and talented~ sisters for attention and ends up athletic as hell and socially stunted and like…really aggressive and competitive and never quite satisfied with anything she’s doing. The only other ‘High Society’ kid who can put up with her is Norville “Shaggy” Rogers —an anxious stoner with freaky strict parents whose only friend prior to Daphne was his equally anxious rescue dog—Daphne’s been beating up Shaggy’s bullies for years. Then there’s student council dweeb Fred Jones who’s always been groomed to be this ‘leader’ by his parents and is always pressured to go to these youth leadership things and stuff and yeah he’s pretty good at directing group projects, but really Fred’s kind of shy and more interested in engineering, forensics and maybe criminal justice and he’s been friends with this chick Velma Dinkley in engineering club who’s brilliant but she’s also tactless, awkward and very bitterly sarcastic to cover up for the fact that her book smarts far outweigh her social skills.

 So then there’s this mystery downtown and all five of them show up and there’s a mutual, “Oh hey it’s you: The weird kid from my school. What are you doing here?” and everyone goes around. Fred’s like, “Oh I knew the owners of this place and they said they might have to close down because of this ghost and I told Velma about it and Velma thinks we can get to the bottom of this.” And Shaggy’s like, “Scoob and I didn’t want to be home right now and we honestly didn’t know about the ghost but hey Daphne’s here so we feel safe enough to hang out and maybe Scoob can sniff out some clues or something.” And then everyone turns and looks at Daphne and Daphne’s just like, “I want to fight a fucking ghost.” 

“Someone doesn’t like you? Fuck it. Having a bad day? Fuck it. Didn’t get that job, or that grade, or that promotion you wanted? Fuck it. Fighting with your lover? Fuck it. Feel fat today? Fuck it. Losing control of everything and everyone? Fuck it. What matters now won’t matter soon; the truly important thing is that you are alive, and that you have the capacity to do absolutely anything with this beautiful, crazy coincidence of being on this earth. Just stick your middle fingers in the air and think, ‘damn, I have it good.”

–Gerard Way

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Turns out the knife was cursed

“I pick up the knife” is now a mini-meme among my party and obviously it just means “I did something impulsive and now it’s going to take two sessions to solve.” 

HIRING NOBLESVILLE, INDIANA

The Taco Bell on Clover Rd. here in Noblesville, the one by Walmart and the one that I work at (until I transfer), is hiring. They'll hire 16 year olds and nothing lower. The pay is competitive and is usually $8 an hour, they're flexible with hours, plus they have scholarship oportunities. If you're in need of a job come on down (or apply at www.kmacjobs.com) and tell them Darby sent you!

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

Update: I don't remember when I posted this but I haven't gotten a Gordan Ramsey in my inbox yet and I'm sad

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

This is legitimately the cutest thing. Also, bonus:

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

Rainy Weather Plants

Henry is his real name, Harry is his nickname.

I had to look this up because my mom and I were like "Bullshit" but it turns out it's true? You'd think that they'd use Henry instead of Harry for something like this if that's his actual name?

I spy with my lil eye something wrong with this

One Bad Friday

To all affected by the shooting at Noblesville West Middle school you have my concern and comfort. I'm there for you. While I was in the high school, when we heard the news about the shooting we contacted siblings that went there, myself included as my brother went there. Half of the girls in my class started crying and praying because of the threat called into the high school. But everything is gonna be okay, we'll bounce back from this. I'm not very religious but whatever god there is I hope they help the child and teacher hurt in the shooting.

Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.

Hair colors

I wanna maybe have my hair dyed one of these colors but if you have suggestions feel free to leave them

Jasper....

(Credit to the artist)

Okay so ya know how Rose Quartz was Pink Diamond and vise versa well Jasper loved her diamond but disliked Rose Quartz and considering she disliked Rose she disliked her diamond as well and that makes me sad

Bwhahaha

Okay so on my old phone I had an alarm that sounded like a bunch of birds chirping in the morning and so whenever I hear high pitched bird sounds it irritates and pisses me off so much 😆

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

So Long Old Friend/Man