I fucking love this shit
“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
Pure poetry
There lived a straight man, he once met another straight man, after a few weeks they no longer straight
Oh god... my heart...😢
2018: Press F to pay respects
2019: Hold RT to hold hands
When I was making that math video I realized that to have Ford count on his fingers in a way that reflected our normal base 10 way of counting, Ford would have to basically ignore 2 of his fingers constantly
Which made me wonder what his time in the early grades of school mustve been like... The outlook was not good
I got this South Park fanfic if anyone wants to check it out. It's based off 'The Stick of Truth' game with my own girl oc and some future polyamorous couples. It's not half bad.
yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔
So... if anybody here enjoyed my AWO story Rematch, I finally posted the first chapter of the sequel. It's a little short but at the same time I think it ended at a decent spot. It'll be slow to update, but I just wanted to let y'all know it's finally here!
So my folks are doing some remodeling and my mom completely tore down one of the walls so there’s a bunch of trash and rubble. So I left to go to work and I found my brother’s cat just sleeping on top of the rubble and he looks so calm and at peace like I’m not even that comfortable on my own bed the fuck?
Any Undertale fans out there? I’ve got a story with your name on it... if you’re interested. I wasn’t originally gonna post this story, like at all. It was something I used as a way to fight writers block. But, after going over it I figured it was fun enough to put out there. If you read it, please leave a comment and tell me what you think!
Beautiful
No words needed
And proud to be!
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