What is it my Lamb? What sins do you need to confess? Come with me to the confessional-- Ah-ah... Join me on my side won't you? There's room for us both as long as you sit in my lap.
I probably would never be so irresponsible as to point a real loaded gun at your head during sex. Itโs probably fake and Iโm just trying to scare you! If you donโt do what I say Iโll probably just pistol-whip you at most. How much do you like gambling?
2006 Chevrolet Corvette Convertible in pink ๐
yall are fucking down bad holy shit
unorganized thoughts that i may turn into fics
โฆkonig meine frauโฆ
this man is a certified freak. like 7 days a week. i stand by the fact that it's always the quiet ones. most ppl look at him and are like 'aww subby inexperienced baby boy' (and usually so do i) but versatility yk. anyways i feel like he actually has a really long tongue, ๐ if yk what i mean. and loves edging, just not on himself because it frustrates him. anyways, back to the original plot of this post, i think he almost likes receiving as much as giving but emphasis on that almost.
he's a clit sucker, sorry not sorry to say it. and loves holding your hips against the bed so you can't squirm. one of my personal hc's is that he can play the piano really good and you know what they say about piano players........
overall he's just perfect. and don't even get me started on aftercare with him cause WHEW CHILE
hes just so. so hot.
i think his favorite part of it though is foreplay. only cause he gets to learn about what your turn ons are and where you want him to touch you. also he just really likes teasing. when you do it to him though, he becomes whiney and impatient, which leads me to my next thing,
KONIG IS A SUB LEANING SWITCH
it's just really easy to get him to fall apart under your touch, like i mentioned in the dick headcanons, he's very sensitive.
he loves kissing, licking and just being all over you and you being fully receptive of it. this man would struggle so hard in public to not do that. he understands that it's not socially acceptable in public but he just can't help it<3 i love him.
oral fixation konig? oral fixation konig.
he has to have his mouth on something, or be doing something to be comfortable. so usually you'd just let him suck your fingers or something to distract him (he just like me fr)
mommy kink konig? hear me out.
like imagining this 6'10 guy who's probably twice my age moaning under me and calling me mommy is just so. mmmm yummy
โโghosty my loveโโ
hmmm where do i even start. yk i feel like i have to preface this by saying i don't feel like ghost and myself would work out if we're talkin about his canon personality so it's hard to write for him without it being heavily ooc.
like he's just too nonchalant. like it's not chalanting for me. where tf is the chalance at.
but anyways, i feel like he's a trial and error yk yk.
like when you're someone like ghost, pussy eating isn't gonna be the first thing on your mind.
so he'd have to practice on you. (that's a great fic idea right there) which ultimately leads to you not being able to walk the next morning but that's probably fine. ghost is so strong that he can probably just carry you anyways.
i feel like ghost would let out more emotion during sex. like he barely even blinks normally. but while he's in the reverse cowgirl position with you while everyone's asleep? expressive as hell.
over time, i feel like he knows your body better than you, when he's edging you, you don't even have to say anything for him to know you're about to cum.
he's very observant in that way.
i feel that ghost would be a hard dom. never a switch.
laughs a lot during sex. not like a full FYSUDUDIHFUGFUTDUYVHUJ type of laugh, just like a little chuckle and it's so attractive.
and and and! maybe it's a little muffled bc of his lips being pressed against your skin.
usually does that when he's like, deep in you and ofc you moan and grab at his hand that was right next to your head, cause he's just so overwhelming, but in a good way.
he def has to cum a few times to feel fully satisfied. pent up military man tings. but like remember when i said ghost has rlly thick cum. yeah. that.
always makes you feel so full. before, when he's shoving his thick fingers in you to prepare you for his cock, which is even bigger. during, when he's fucking his cum into you from the previous 3 rounds. and after, when you're still full from his cum as it drips down your thighs and you try to catch your breath.
he definitely loves making you horny on purpose, just to revel in how wet you are as if he has no idea what he does to you.
anyways part 2? cause i most definitely have more thoughts about this FINEEE man. (and konig, my wife, i didn't forget about her)
despite how often I draw him I still don't have an actual method of doing it so here are some practices
bro i'm thinking of fucking a priest in their church and shushing them when people walk past, as they try not to look through the stained glass windows. i have more thoughts but i'm at work lol
hhhh when he and i hes so and i want uhh when he i love when
sowwy i moan evewytime i see cwistian bale uwu :3 it's a toxic twait
Thoughts
konig or ghost x reader? or both
I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.
made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish
and a joyous one for when there is love abound
they say god works in mysterious ways but โ and I may be wrong here โ i donโt think it was god that made me horny for angels ๐ค just a thought idk
Oh nonono, you don't understand, i am gay AND european: abba flows in my veins as a rainbow and as olive oil
RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE โ Scenery (2/?)
Cuadecuc, vampir - Pere Portabella - 1971 - Spain
Your kรถnig is so ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฃ๏ธ๐คโ๏ธ๐คโ๏ธ๐ค๐ฃ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐
thanks bbg/ baby
when i say lmao i don't mean laughing my ass off or whatever bullshit. i literally mean lmao.
Tumblr really needs a "dont ever show me this post again" option
so sorry owner 1 but not all of us are writing smut t 3am like you <3333
smash smash smash smash smash like men with long hair are so fine and def brunettes and gingers like omg - owner 4
long hair :)
simply having a wonderful christmastime
waiting for steve to come home was always frustrating, it was just so boring without him. it was the last day before winter break though, so you were excited to have him around more.
you had painted your nails, fixed the lights, and decorated the tree. yet the time couldn't pass by slower.
when you finally hear the door open, you rush to greet him.
"good afternoon, stevie" you say, kissing all over his face and wrapping your arms around his neck.
he sighs and then gives you a tired smile which makes you frown.
"bad day?" you question and tilt your head
"the worst" he replies, heading to your shared room.
you sit beside him, twirling your hair with one of your fingers and looking at him, then up at the lights that he helped you put up not so long ago.
he senses that you wanna kiss him so he sits up and pulls your face toward him with one hand to kiss you, but he stays like that for a minute, not wanting to pull away yet.
eventually, you do have to pull away for air.
you mumble something under your breath but he can't exactly hear you.
"what was that, baby?"
"um... i wanted you to..."
steve thinks you're adorable like this, when you can't even admit what you want him to do to you.
so he pulls you into his lap, facing him.
he stays like that for a minute, letting you get comfortable.
absentmindedly, he kisses your neck a few times. he then sits you on one of his thighs, still not really paying attention.
you start to rock your hips along his thigh, thinking he wouldn't notice.
but he definitely does, he tilts his head at you then smirks.
"is there something you wanna tell me, princess"
after stopping to make a barely-audible 'mm mm', you continue on his thigh.
"baby, gotta use your words if you want something, you know that"
he then stops your hips with one of his hands, holding you in place. you try to escape his grip but he just holds on tighter. there's no way you're getting out of this.
"please, stevie" you make puppy eyes at him, hoping he'll show some sympathy. he doesn't.
"please what." he says, now more stern.
you look down at your hands in embarrassment.
"please, daddy"
he smirks, placing you down gently on the bed.
"see? that's all you had to say"
without warning, he slips two of his fingers in his mouth, wetting them before he shoves them into you.
he feels your thighs tremble from his sudden roughness.
"shh, i know, i know"
he leans down to kiss you a few times, probably in efforts to make you just a little quieter. it doesn't work though.
he decides to just let you be as loud as you want. then he continues, removing his fingers for a moment, licking them off and then using his tongue instead.
when your thighs close around his head, he knows he's doing the right thing.
he'll look up at you from time to time, trying to read your facial expressions and also just enjoying your reactions.
when he makes you cum, your thighs fall on either side of his shoulders and you try to catch your breath, eyes closed and your heart beating faster than normal.
steve's fine, well, except the aching of his boner pressing against his pants, making them feel way tighter than they actually are.
steve then looks down at you, still panting and trying to catch your breath. he chuckles, getting up to go get you some water.
until you grab onto his hand right as he's trying to go.
"wait- don't go yet"
he gives you a puzzled look but lies beside you until you fall asleep nonetheless.
9:59 am, dec 24
a/n: oh yeah this is owner 1 btw anyways bounce that ass it's christmas time and sorry this was so rushed