Remus Fell First But Sirius Fell Harder

Yo yo yo new Bartylus song just dropped (not really)

#SETHMILCHICK: it means eat shit, mr. drummond.

Barty is obsessed with regulus is the adorably pathetic lover boy way. He’s constantly trying to impress regulus and always failing in a way that’s just so endearing, all he can think about every moment of every day is regulus and he spends every second doodling his name on paper with hearts and relishing in things that remind him of his love, he’s picking flowers and reading blurbs of books he wouldn’t personally like just to bring things back to regulus, he’s known as one of the weirdest and most angrily reserved people most have ever met yet when he’s near regulus he’s suddenly a blushing stuttering mess, he bows so low he bruises his forehead on the pavement at regulus’ feet and he doesn’t care who’s watching.

Regulus is obsessed with Barty in the way an infatuated killer staves off killing a mark they find beautiful. He’s the type to make shrines of what he loves, we know this, and he has one for Barty too. He was collecting this motherfuckers scrapped notes and lost ties and his hair when he shaved his head and the buttons that fell off his dress shirts, and then when they finally got together he took his wisdom teeth for it too. He’s tracing knives over Barty’s cheekbones when he sleeps (no he wasn’t let into his room) because using his fingertips would be too scalding, he’s asking Barty do absurd things just to relish in the fact he will without question every time, he’s staring up at Barty with his pupils pin prick small and harsh set in his lip but almost wonder gleaming in them because he just loves looking so much.

They’re so obsessed with each other but their understanding of human emotion is so different, but they’re both attention starved so they relish in anything the other will spare them

Tell me why I have two exams tomorrow and yet all I can think about is bartylus.

Last night was a movieeeeee (you literally made out with your own brother.)

people say they don't support JKR or have fuck JKR in their bios but then use canon (which JKR created) as gospel truth. By publicly stating that you do not support JKR you're saying that you're aware of the bullshit she spews. Therefore, can you not also infer that much of her canon is also.. bullshit riddled with her prejudices? And can we not acknowledge that letting people have fun with these characters and this world.. might be more productive and progressive than upholding a racist, misogynistic TERFS canon?

Idk I'm just tired of seeing people use canon as an excuse to shit on other people. Wish this fandom wasn't so scary lol.

jame eagan is a freak but he’s also old as fuck you can take him helly. grab a monitor and bash his brains out i believe in you

Petition to call Bartylus “Crack” (Crouch + Black)

can I really be ‘back on’ my bartylus bs if I was never off it

bartylus academic rivals to lovers but they're already secretly dating but nobody else knows bc 1. they forgot to tell people and 2. they are still the most annoying competetive people in class and refuse to lose to the other