QUEER CHARACTERS ARE NOT PLOT DEVICES FOR STRAIGHT CHARACTERS.

jame eagan is a freak but he’s also old as fuck you can take him helly. grab a monitor and bash his brains out i believe in you

Here’s an unpopular opinion I can’t stop thinking about: I hate the idea of Jegulus raising Harry. Look, I feel like there’s quite a few issues with it (ahem making Lily into a surrogate, making Lily into a villain that leaves Harry etc,) but that’s not what I’m talking about right now. (although that is important to talk about them) Personally, my biggest issue with Jegulus raising Harry, is Regulus.

Look me in the eye and tell me Regulus Black loves children. Do it. I dare you. Finding yourself incapable of saying those words a loud? It’s because they aren’t true. Regulus black does not love children. I refuse to believe it. Three kids and a big house is probably his version of living hell. LET REGULUS BE MORALLY GREY. LET HIM BE A BAD GUY.

Personally I think he’d make a shit parent. He is so traumatized and his morals are loose and the minute James would mention kids he’d run for the fucking hills and you know it.

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

can I really be ‘back on’ my bartylus bs if I was never off it

okay but has anyone ever considered that irv has never been loved before. not really. but now he’s ready. he’s ready. he’s ready. he’s ready. he’s ready.

quick bartylus break and back to uni workload

i want him soooo bad

Sam Rockwell and Walton Goggins on tonight's episode of White Lotus, basically

remus lupin in a flower crown and a skirt and soft eyeshadow and —

I think this is my sign to dye my hair brown.