"Insulin Is The Hormone Equivalent Of 'not Like Other Girls'"

“Chicken groin.”

-My grandma, meaning chicken thigh

"What happens if you inject AI with adrenaline?"

Not all trolls, mam

“Are you sure you’re a human being? You have no belly button.”

-My aunt to my grandma

"Mushrooms are overrated! Yeah, I said it!"

“It’s not porn, one of them is on fire!”

“Why does February have, like, no days??”

-Someone I used to think was smart

"I am feeling emotions and I am not sure how to deal with it."

"Tell me what pen you use, WITCH!"

“We thought it was a toilet chain!”

-My grandma, talking about my great grandmother’s very expensive jewelry