Fun Facts About Sharks

There is no such thing as “too much pizza.” 😮‍💨🍕

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I’m such a lazy fat, big bellied guy now. I love it!!

Looking awfully porky after my breakfast: a cheeseburger and mac and cheese made with a whole stick of butter and heavy cream in place of milk, the way I like making it. Plus we switched to having regular Coke instead of generic pop and the difference is so noticeable, it tastes so much better-i drink about six a day now, which should also help...I'm absolutely stuck in gainer brain mode since my last appointment lol I'm ready to hit 300 and beyond 😄

How to Animate the Making of Sandwiches: Part 3

Looking awfully porky after my breakfast: a cheeseburger and mac and cheese made with a whole stick of butter and heavy cream in place of milk, the way I like making it. Plus we switched to having regular Coke instead of generic pop and the difference is so noticeable, it tastes so much better-i drink about six a day now, which should also help...I'm absolutely stuck in gainer brain mode since my last appointment lol I'm ready to hit 300 and beyond 😄