God Dream Having Talked About How He Was A Bad Kid And Did A Lot Of Stupid Stuff And Made Life Stressful

scott: we have fun, don't we?

stiles: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life

Tubbo: You are the definition of a bad genetic pool!

Tommy: Hey don’t say that to a man!

Tubbo: Oh you’re right I retract it…actually no i don’t. Cry. Cry. Give me some tears.

Ranboo: I will make my eyes drier actually.

Tubbo: Oh god no stop blink please

ppl love to talk about how zuko radiates warmth like a space heater without ever mentioning the crucial factor which is this: if he controls his body temperature, then he is clearly doing that on purpose, because he knows that it means people will cuddle him. everyone thinks they are taking advantage of his body heat without ever stopping to consider that he is the one on the receiving end of all of this affection. you fools. you stepped right into his diabolical plan to maximize hugs. oh, you dimwits. his scheme worked perfectly and you’re all none the wiser.

Hunter: We have your mate.

Derek: …

Derek: Stiles? Stiles Stilinski? You have Stiles Stilinski?

Hunter: Yes.

Derek: No you don’t.

Hunter: What do you mean - ?

In the background: shit, he’s gone!

Derek: *laughs* Good luck with that.

funniest thing about time-flight is that they've now spent the entire season trying to get to Heathrow airport, and then the very moment they decide to give up and go somewhere else... they land at the Heathrow airport.

second funniest thing is The Doctor's reaction to this happening

[Image Description: Screencap from Time-Flight episode 1, when they are inside the TARDIS. The scanner shows an aerial view of the Heathrow airport, which Tegan is running towards. The Doctor is facing away from the scanner and has a shocked expression on his face, complete with wide eyes and an open mouth. End Image Description.]

things misha collins, agent of chaos, has as really done:

- repeatedly used justin bieber as a means of flirting with his co star

- renewed his wedding vows dressed in drag, holding a bouquet of organic vegetables

- paid jared padalecki over a thousand dollars in coins after losing a bet

- found out about destiel by reading fanfic

- got arrested for a suspected bank robbery (he was actually just using the light on the roof of a bank to read his book. y’know. as you do)

- “what are they going to do, fire me?”

- tricked larry king into thinking the spn cast have regular orgies on set

- “accidentally” tweeted a link to an in-depth, cockles analysis tumblr post

- produced farts that caused a fellow plane passenger to pass out twice and require medical assistance

- asked amazon if they ship destiel or wincest

Eddie keeps it a secret from hellfire incase dustin or Erika try to tap Steve for secrets but Steve actually helps eddie workshop new ideas and characters. And the thing is he gets really into it, he loves figuring out the right ‘voice’ for each character with Eddie, he has his favourite npcs that he always asks Eddie for updates on after each campaign. He takes it personally when the party accidentally kill one of his silly little guys. Eddie dreads telling him, the whole drive home he’s chewing on a hang nail trying to figure out if he can bring Steve’s brainchild back.

Steve doesn’t get misty eyed, he just gets shitty with all of the party and they have no idea why. No context as to why steve is suddenly making comments of ‘well maybe you should just kill me about it’ and pouting. Eventually he gets so wound up he lets slip about it all and it’s absolute chaos. The kids are losing their minds. Steve!!! Backseat playing dnd!!!!! They do not rest until he joins a proper game, going out of their way to kill any npcs they suspect are Steve’s and eventually he folds much to Eddie’s amusement

Jack: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?

Dean: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Jack:

Jack: [sobs]

Sam: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

More OSMP Headcanons!

Wilbur didn't have abusive as much as he did neglectful parents, so when Tommy (5) and Technoblade (10) paid his house a visit, they took one look around and decided "yup he's ours now".

Tommy cried a lot as a kid. Not necessarily out of sadness, that was just how he reacted to very emotional situations. When he was older, it turned to yelling because he didn't like the pity he got before.

Tommy didn't bother to make his own views on government, but looked at Wilbur getting into it and went "no king <3".

He went with Techno's ideology, "I seriously couldn't give a fuck as long as it isn't bothering me".

Niki was found as a 12 year old in the lake, and was the only kid Phil needed no persuading to keep. She was a sweetheart.

Ranboo is a jerk but. Different, depending on who he's with. He's a lovable asshole with Bench Trio, but just an actual jerk with everyone else. He has favorites.

Tubbo and Ranboo act like they hate each other, so it was a surprise to everyone when they announced they were (platonically) married.

Scott crash-landed from the stars onto the SMP when he was younger, and claimed homophobia whenever Phil tried to get him to leave. So he stayed.

Phil's the resident father figure and canon 911 so he gets no sleep and needs to be paid more. He loves them though.

Fundy’s just a random kid Wilbur picked off the streets, he's barely younger than him. Wilbur refused to let him go.

Technoblade spent a lot of his childhood looking after Tommy, so once Tommy had friends and family that could take care of him, and he was old enough, Techno left to wander the world.

Wilbur flickers from invisible to solid when he's agitated/sad, so people take objects from him when he's feeling intense emotion.

Niki's like Ranboo's big sister, and tends to mediate all the fights he gets himself into. (A lot of them). She's the only reason he's on speaking terms with like half the server.

Ranboo and Tommy met before they met Tubbo, on one of Ranboo's few trips to the Overworld he was allowed when he was younger. They kept in touch through letters and sneaking out.

Ranboo's a prince, but ran away to live his own life. He didn't know many survival skills, and refuses to accept help.

Technoblade and Tommy were attached at the hip when they were younger, and Wilbur got jealous sometimes.

Techno insisted on Tommy being named Theseus, just because he loved the name. He calls Wil Icarus. He refuses to tell him why.

Tommy introduced Tubbo and Ranboo, it was hatred at first sight <3 (then they got married).

Ranboo's of the firm belief that money can buy happiness, actually. He throws expensive shit at his friends to cheer them up.

Charlie is God. That's it. That's the headcanon.

Ranboo looks up to Phil a lot, despite how he acts. He desperately wants to make the best father figure he's had proud.

I can't move🥺