Felix: You Often Use Humor To Deflect Trauma

Bang chan: Changbin is late, again

Minho: how did this happen again? I called him at 8 pretending it’s 11

Seungmin: I printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 rather than noon

Hyunjin: I set his clock to pm instead of am

Felix: we’ve overdone it

[Changbin bursts into the room]

Changbin: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TIME?!

workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap

Yeosang: Seonghwa, I’m cold.

Seonghwa: Wait a second, I’ll get you a jacket.

Wooyoung: Hyung, I’m cold.

Hongjoong: Come over here, I’ll set you on fire

Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian

Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten

Johnny: [holding Leon] what does Ten feed you to grow this big?

Johnny: [snickering] Taeil should have some

Taeil, in the distance: SHUT UP

“This was a horrible mistake and I am now left with 3 demonic Children”

@boshiiiiiiiiiii @thefamilycryptid @soda-pop-but-mlb @jeonginks @chenle

Only half of these are my mutuals but they all write!

WIP Last Lines Game

Rules: Post the last line you wrote from any WIP and tag the same number of people as there are words.

Tagged by @aleksandrachaev and @sad-tunes 

Guys!! I actually wrote something yesterday after a whole month. 

“I’m sure you’re already ridiculously good at it,” Bobbi said.

Okay, that’s 10 people…. I don’t know who’s been tagged yet- let’s go! @smallblueandloud, @halloleahj, @maybebrilliant, @loved-the-stars-too-fondly, @florchis, @child-of-the-tardis256, dammit I can’t tag Gray now srsly V?, @besidemethewholedamntime, @apathbacktoyou , umm… @angrywitchpolice, and @thegirlwholovedstarkid (do you write friend?)! 

Wooyoung: *about to go out to meet up with Changbin and Yeonjun*

Seonghwa: *coming out from the kitchen*

Seonghwa: You're not allowed to go out until this house is clean.

Wooyoung: But why???

Seonghwa: Chores before whores.

Wooyoung:... Seonghwa.

Seonghwa: Dishes before bitches.

Wooyoung: Why are you like this?!

Seonghwa: Cutting grass before eating ass.

Chan: when I have a daughter I'm gonna name her Theresa but its gonna be pronounced like 'There's a'

Felix: Theresa snake in my boot

Chanlix: *high five*

Dum Dum or Rambler.

Rambler if I’m playing with friends, Dum Dum if it’s a random lobby.

uH Oh I fell into the Among Us hype. I started playing this game a few weeks ago and now I’m HOOKED. These are the types of Imposters I’ve noticed while playing with friends or watching gameplays so if I’m “missing” any it’s just because I have yet to encounter them 💩 Among Us wallpapers will be available on my Patreon for the Mmmm Yessss tier!

Chan: So, you two got kicked out of the cinema. What for?

Jisung: Changbin was yelling diving scores during the titanic as people jumped off the boat.

Changbin: That last guy had a solid seven, let me tell you.