“yeehaw” Says Dumbassly (dp&w And Cowboys Have Taken Over My Whole Brain I Fear)

*Wade and Logan visiting the X-Men*

Logan: *starts doing the kneading thing cats do, yes, claws included*

Wade immediately, grinning like a bastard: Aww, look at the little kitty! Are you feeling comfortable?

Logan: *glaring* I am not a cat

Cue all of the X-Men compiling a list of reasons as to why Logan is similar to a cat.

His hair looks like little cat ears - Scott

I mean, he does like sunbeams - Jean

He often behaves like cat, growling at people he does not like - Collossus

If he starts purring, I’m out - Laura

And many more..

Logan doesn't know of he should feel insulted or not. He decides to go pout in some hidden corner, but Wade keeps finding and distracting him; he can't stay mad at them for long.

I just found out my favourite otome game (that I have been searching for a few years and which had been my comfort game for years before that) is not operating anymore

Day 25: Going to the Baltic Sea, if you're ever there go to this 'restaurant' in Wismar.

They have the best fish sandwich you'll ever eat.

MY BLU-RAY'S ARRIVED!!!

I got the deadpool and wolverine steelbooks and they are beautiful, rewatching them tomorrow the second i get home!

Prisoners woes:

You are the monster that I see at night,

The thing that haunts me in my dreams.

You are a beast,

Living to consume,

The horrid and rude.

You live for extravagance,

And quiet secrets,

Hiding your evil deep within.

[VERSE 1]

In shadows cast by pale moonlight,

You emerge, a monster of the night,

A haunting presence in my dreams,

A beastly figure, or so it seems.

[VERSE 2]

You thrive on darkness, consuming all,

A voracious appetite, standing tall,

With horrid manners and rude demeanor,

Your existence, a dreadful arena.

[VERSE 3]

Within your heart, secrets reside,

Hidden depths where evil does hide,

Extravagance your sole desire,

Fueling the flames of your wicked fire.

[VERSE 4]

But fear not, for I will not cower,

Against your darkness, I'll find power,

For even monsters can be tamed,

By love and kindness, they can be reclaimed.

[VERSE 5]

So let us strive to see beyond,

The outer shell where darkness spawned,

And seek the good that lies within,

To banish the beast and let light win.

It changes colors???

Logan gets soon possessive over Wade's attention. He likes to act all unbothered, but the second Wade turns his attention to someone else, he glares at them and starts to pout.

Wade is always cracking jokes with everyone, but he's just a bit closer to Logan - saving the world together will do that to a guy - so he's a bit sweeter all around. Logan quickly realizes he wants nothing more than to be the centre of this guy's universe. I mean, he kind of is, seeing as he replaced the old anchor being, but that still isn't enough.

And like, at first, Logan can't even place the feeling. He thinks he either ate something wrong or just got annoyed at the lack of privacy but the second Wade tries to leave he gets all huffy like a ct who can't understand they can't be on your lap for 15 hours straight.

He also does everything to keep Wade from leaving. If that means he needs to start a fight with the merc or drag him to plans they have made (they haven't). He will do anything to keep Wade close.

Trafalgar Law is still haunted by nightmares regarding his beloved benefactor, Cora-san

Whenever Wade shows up, Logan does the little mrrp thing cats do when they see things they like.

He tries to do it all quietly, but at some point, people start noticing and calling him out on it.

Logan: *Pupils blown wide, full attention on Wade, 5 seconds away from purring*

Laura: You're in love with Wade aren't you?

Logan: *blushing* No.