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When your new cat lady starter kit comes in the mail. (via girlsthinkimfunny)

So I’m on the bus today, and I notice two people sitting across from me getting into a lively conversation after seeing me using Glide to send a signed message to a friend. I don’t think they understood that I could read their lips. 

“Deaf people shouldn’t be allowed in public places, like restaurants”

“I know, right? They’re such eyesores! Just speak English already. It’s the American language.”

“Everyone knows they’re not very smart. They should just be institutionalized.”

“They can’t speak, they can’t drive, they can’t communicate with the world, the list is endless!”

So bored

Ciel Phantomhive

The feminine urge to slit your wrists and bleed out

•Adam• Of course there is litter everywhere that’s why I filtered it black and white so it’s less obvious

Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

I'm so hard

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Nintendo releases Detective Pikachu trailer (2018)