I Don't Want To Be Human Anymore! Why Can't The Old Forest Gods Turn Me Into A Beast?! One With Twisted

Vampires are so real when they transform into bats. If I were an undead twink, I to would want to sometimes just be a lil creature.

Please understand that being a Beast does not mean I am cruel.

These clawed hands are gentle and kind.

These sharp teeth carry gifts from the woods.

These old wings protect what is dear.

Cottagecore Thoughts

Baking pies and cookies

Growing an outside and inside garden

Laying in a field of flowers on a warm day

Drinking lavender and chamomile tea

Having cows, chickens, and goats

Living peacefully with your s/o

Collecting little treasures you find in the forest

Dancing with bare feet in the woods

Leaving offerings for the fae

Reading old books

Have a nice chat with the creatures of the land

The soft creaking of the little cottage tucked away deep in the forest. The smell of pine and fresh air, away from the smog and chemicals in the city. Bare feet on the moist dirt underneath you. Little mushrooms growing near the moss. Let the forest speak to you and you'll hear all that you need.

I want to dress and act in a way that makes people question wether or not I’m something poorly hiding as a human, or just some weird goth.

Yes fast food worker, I came in with a pocket of shiny things I found and a cape! Am I just a weirdo, or am I hiding 100 eyes under this thing?

You are seen as the monster, the very threat to the ones holding on so tightly to their humanity.

They have scarred you and left you to the woods.

But instead of seeking their blood laced along your teeth.

You choose to simply disappear to a place more accepting of the wicked and feral.

Tea With Your Spirit Guide

To open your life to your spirit guide and invite them inside to spend time with them and connect with a late night cup of tea.

What you need

A space for both of you to drink in.

2 white candles 

A Bell

2 cups of tea (any kind)

Pen and notebook

(optional) A white/grey cloth

(optional) Stones symbolic of divination, clarity, meditation, or friendship 

(optional) Feathers symbolic of spirits (can be real or fake)

Method

Pick the space you want to use. The day of the session you should let in some fresh air, clean and cleanse the space of any excess energies.

At night. Place the cloth down on the table and decorate the table with the feathers and stones.

Light your 2 candles, 1 on the table between where you and your spirit guide will sit, and the other infront of the window. Make your cups of tea and set them on the table.

Take the bell to the window and ring it and say: 

“spirit guide, I invite you tonight to join me for a drink”

Ring the bell again and make your way to the table.

Get comfortable, grab your drink and close your eyes while you sip it. Allow any thoughts and images to cross your mind (even the weird ones).

When you finish your drink set down the cup and open your eyes.

To end the session say thank you and blow out the candle.

Before you go to bed, write down what you saw, and how you felt during the session and read it back in the morning.

I am only a handful of crappy humans interactions away from going absolutely feral and running away to some ancient forest and becoming a new local myth.

I just wanna be a little witch of a small town. I want the neighborhood kids to tell ghost stories about me. I want the townsfolk to question what that odd fellow is doing out in the woods. Is that too much to ask for?

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