#it's Funny Because When People Are Guessing Where I'm From Depending On My Accent It's Like. Two Options.

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Very different pictures, yet somehow a similar vibe...maybe just because I'm so used to Oedo being Rudolf that I see this as a crossover 😂

I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

There was a...*looks at history book* vaguely German kingdom with Germanic Gods who are driven out by...*throws dice* a new religion that worships the son of the Sun God, Jeshua Crest The people were reigned by a Good King who had a most trusted advicer Y'veel (prounouned E-vHil) Schemerous Traytor. Somehow *cue dramatic gasps* the people were gradually more and more oppressed Until lo and behold, a promised hero came from the future. She was a splendid career woman with HEMA as a hobby and a PhD in pharmacology which helped her reform the medical practices in the land (which were totally backwards by the way) and defeat the armies sent by Y'veel Schemerous Traytor.

“Generically medieval”, by which we mean our peerage is French, our castles are German, our weapons are Italian, and everybody speaks English.

#nebel und nacht, my beloved

#technically isn't a lullaby, still feels like one 😂

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

Les Mis (the book) is full of surprisingly hilarious moments (such as this one) 😂

it's beautiful when the actors decide to go against "modern improved direction" and bring back the old original magic

SOMEONE I KNOW ONLINE REPORTING LIVE FROM SHANGHAI. APPARENTLY DENNIS HUPKA AND LUKAS MAYER KISSED DURING MAYERLING IN THE ELISABETH DERNIERE