Try Harder

TF141 (oversimplified)

"Why the hell does a young beautiful woman like that want you???"

Buggy: stroking his face "Guess she can't resist a mature man."

"Mature??? You're dressed like a fucking clown!!!"

Buggy: pointing "Hey!! Expressing yourself without shame is real maturity shithead!!"

nebula 1×02 gave nebula 2×01 nickname 'bula and/or n'uls because that's basically what she did with t'challa by calling him cha-cha 🫠

don't come for me, this can be both platonic and romantic, i don't care, they are both lesbians but one is mean and the other is sly 🤌

because of what if..? 2×01 i'm now thinking about an au where that nebula meets nebula from 1×02 because THAT nebula has the energy of a vixen sidekick from old noir detective movies which perfectly accompanies 2×01 nebula who has the energy of deckard from blade runner (the whole episode has that dark cyberpunk theme, it's insanely good)

mind you, i'm a simp for this woman, i NEED to see them together-

finished my "taz's piercing is giving me a brainrot so sanji gets one in opla" zosan fic

smut, memes, and retelling

enjoy?

Light Fossils by: Darren Pearson

i haven't seen a single edit of corazon with manu chao song. Why?

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎

I wonder why no one still made a website where you could publish your unfinished work and the readers could add in the next chapters thus you as a fandom would be making a fic together

Or maybe like make it additional where you as the original author could choose from the pull where this story should go

And the names of other authors who joined in would also be highlighted in the chapters which they wrote so the readers would know who to thank for the continuation of a story

And then you as an original author could add co-creators so they'd also be able to add new chapters when you can't

Of course all the names are in tags duh

But like... imagine

(I swear i realized it sounds so much like google dox in the midst of writing it but pls get my point because as a burnout perfectionist who always thinks and never finds the strength to finish it this site would be helpful af, plus it's a good way of creating a rather interesting narrative as a group project and working alongside each other with so many creative people is just pure bliss)

realizations 

(just memes and crack and a bit of cursing)

All of you (me included) be riding Buggy's head like there's no tomorrow in your fics. But there IS tomorrow. And just imagine the aftermath of it.

All crew on deck, debriefing plans for the upcoming Nami rescue mission. You casually drinking your morning tea/coffee while leaning on the railing, Buggy's head close to you on a barrel, whistling some tune, being an annoying (but strangely satisfied) brat.

Usopp gives the two of you a confused glance; Zoro doesn't even flinch, pretending to ignore anything but Luffy's speech; Sanji makes a distasteful grimace at Buggy. And Luffy is being Luffy, completely unfazed by the weird intimacy between you two.

Usopp, being the man of curiosity, bluntly asks "Why're you so okay being THAT close to HIM?"

Mouth full of your drink you can't quickly reply something witty.

So Buggy does it for you. In his Buggy style, of course. And a VERY suggestive wink, as a cherry on top.

"Oh, we were MUCH closer than that last night."

You choke THAT INSTANT. Your drink nearly spilling out of your nose as you proceed to cough your lungs out.

All while Usopp's jaw drops, Zoro raises his eyebrow, giving you a BOMBASTIC and CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE side eye, and Sanji gripping his head in utter shock and silently mouthing to you "did you fuck a clown?!"

And Luffy again being Luffy, just looking between everyone, completely oblivious to Buggy's implications.

"I don't get it, can someone explain?"

Your face now red from embarrassment, as you glance down at Buggy, whose grin is so wide it could possibly break his face in half. And you once again don't get a chance to dismiss this mess he started, because the guys quickly do it for you. In unison.

Usopp, panicking, "DoN't wOrrY abOut It!!"

Zoro, shaking his head, "Leave it to the adults."

Sanji, in a sweet chirp, "Do you want some meatloaf? Let's go make one RIGHT NOW!"

Upon hearing "meat" Luffy loses all interest to you and Buggy, cheerfully following after Sanji into the kitchen. However, Zoro and Usopp stay, both eyeing you with blank stares. Buggy's shit eating grin still there, your own embarrassment is hidden on the bottom of your cup.

Zoro, tone indifferent, "...did you really..?"

Buggy, expression smug, "Would you like to hear the deets?-"

You, now wishing you suffocated him between your thighs last night, "HOW ABOUT A SILENT GAME FOR THE REST OF THIS MORNING?!"