the most unbelievable things from TGR (in no particular order)
- Coach Rhemann secret husband
- Jean thought that Xavier had heart surgery because HE DIDN’T KNOW XAVIER WAS TRANS
- Jeremy apparently napped in a Museum Cafe??
- Other spots Jeremy has napped include: a locker room bench, outdoors on campus, Jean’s business class he was forced to sit through, in his car WHILE DRIVING (3-4 times??)(seriously though where HASN’T this guy napped???)
- Jean didn’t know about the Fourth of July
- JEAN DIDN’T KNOW HIS OWN BIRTHDAY????
- Neil almost got straight-up murdered during a game against Ravens FOR THE SECOND TIME
- ANDREW MINYARD QUIT SMOKING BECAUSE JEAN TOLD HIM THAT ‘NEXT TIME SOMEONE TAKES A SWING AT NEIL ANDREW AND HIS BRISKET LUNGS WOULD HAVE TO WATCH HIM DIE’
- Jean understands capitalism…in THEORY
- If you put together Jeremy, Laila and Cat’s favorite colors you get the bisexual flag
- Jean’s favorite color is brown…LIKE JEREMY’S FUCKING EYES
- Jabberwocky Moreau
primarily hearing about the foxes and neil from the press genuinely made me feel fomo…. like i miss them bro also so much shit is going down over there too and i wanna knowwww
If i know anything it's that Neil would probably be that one white boy who wears shorts in the middle of the freezing winter completely unaffected
watch nora announce the kevin-centric spinoff in 2034 and me dusting off my tumblr like an old relic to reunite with you all and it will be like i never left
remember when. remember when books used to have adam parrish in them
he'll be a woman by the time i'm done with her
Thinking about “I won’t let me be” :((
there’s a lot of uncertainty in life, but you can always count on nora’s characters to drink an obscene amount of coffee and to toe their shoes on/off at any given opportunity
i cannot believe that Renee has canonically looked at two people throughout the books and thought ‘would smash’ and those people are Andrew and Jean… girl what’s going on
funniest indicator of neil’s exy progression (& his development into his bitch self) is him going from ”nicky and aaron are sooo good! i can’t believe I get to play exy with them!” in tfc to being like ”nicky fucking sucks at exy and if i ever have to see aaron again it will be too soon” in tkm