Andrew Minyard Will See Neil Josten And Say "is Anyone Gonna Put Him In A Little Outfit" And Not Wait

watch nora announce the kevin-centric spinoff in 2034 and me dusting off my tumblr like an old relic to reunite with you all and it will be like i never left

i need to [remembers i promised kevin day i wouldn't kill myself] Win the championships for the trojans

Nora in TFC: I’m going to invent a fictional drug and call it something silly like “cracker dust” so I don’t have to worry about researching real drugs or effects, and you can buy it in a silly way using crackers at a restaurant’s salad bar-

Nora in TGR: Jeremy Knox Did Cocaine And Bought Enough To Share With A Whole Party.

Jean Moreau has suffered more than Jesus

i cannot believe that Renee has canonically looked at two people throughout the books and thought ‘would smash’ and those people are Andrew and Jean… girl what’s going on

Its been said before but shoutout to Jean Moreau pouring tap water for his ex-situationship because he was too petty to get cold water from the fridge.

It's been a rough few days on the run

save me jeremy knox save me im not having a winning day

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

reasons I’m like Jeremy Knox:

from a big LA family, blond

Reasons I’m like Jean Moreau:

bisexual and hating it

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