Xavier: I'm Trans

Wymack: is the baby mine?

Kayleigh: dw about it kitten

Wymack: ok . 🩷 yay

tedious malcontent best insult jean called neil SO TRUE i think out of all the ones he's said so far that's my Favorite

I'm so glad you agree dear anon. I can also only imagine it in jeans accent also which helps give it a special flair... a certain je ne sais quoi

The all for the game books are wild because you spend like an entire weekend doing nothing but reading them to the point where you forget where you are and you go through everything from abuse to pet adoption from like 300 pages that costed a dollar.

i keep redrawing memes help me

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if i had a nickel for every dead boy named noah in a series with a book called the raven king who i was sad about i would only have two nickels but it’s MEAN that it’s happened twice

Jeremy: it must be easier, liking both

Jean, who spent two books considering gouging out his eyes:

The best thing about Neil’s interactions with Ichirou is that they show he has the ability to choose his words carefully and show respect/submission when necessary for his own safety… and he just chose not to do that before. His pride is a pricey queen that will only bow to a certain caliber of threat. He needs to be confronted by a high enough level of murderous mob member before he finally unlocks the ability to use his filter. He has it in his lil duffle bag, but he stores it in there for safe keeping unless shit is really going down.

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

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