ESPIO THE CHAMELEON HAS TAKEN OVER MY BRAIN

ESPIO THE CHAMELEON HAS TAKEN OVER MY BRAIN

I don’t think people understand how much I am losing my mind over this random sonic the hedgehog character. Like who even is this guy?

Yo this random side character who’s hardly in the games but is literally a purple ninja detective who just wants to pay rent and is so cringe fail in the best way like I literally love him.

It’s like that “stay in the box/get out of my skin” meme like please for once god let me live a normal life.

No but genuinely I don’t think you understand this is the only place I can talk about it and people just get it. Imagine where I’m coming from:

A friend of mine who has no clue about the sth fandom and only knows base characters. Sonic himself is cool but if that’s all they know about the fandom then I have my work cut out for me. I can’t even get to talking about the Espio yet because it’s gonna take me hours (over the span of literal months probably) to dive into the lore like Shadow, Robotnik, Amy Rose, Knuckles, etc etc. that it feels like years before I can even talk about the chaotix and one of my favorite characters ever!! Because it’s not like he’s apart of the main cast or huge lore bits ykwim?!?!

And I never even get to that point because I can never get past all the Shadow lore! People already think I’m insane and just tune me out!!

I’m literally gnawing at the cage that confines me please someone release me from this nightmare.

Anyway thanks for listening to my Ted talk.