If I Was Mark’s Principal I Would’ve Caught On Right Away That Mark Was Invincible And I’m Not

I used the hashtag fart for some of my posts because I thought it’d be silly and goofy because fart obviously equals funny but I didn’t think people would actually be using the hashtag for actual videos of farts. So starting from this moment onwards I will not be using fart as a hashtag effective immediately

I will never get why people willingly choose to wear those novelty shoes that are shaped weirdly and have holes in them and I’m not talking about crocs because those are an act of divine intervention I’m talking about the ones that are shaped like a newborn

My two goats got married

The pope is registered with the republicans…

This is what bugged me about the Wolverine movie in the span of 3 days. Wolverine goes and reunites with the man he saved in World War Two, goes to his funeral the next day, then in the day after that he learns that the dead guy is actually alive in the form of a mech suit and is actually one of the villains so Wolverine kills him (for real this time)

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

I’m loving this new Spotify update

I hate when I lose and I like when I win

I don’t get why older people use ai so freely, my friend showed me a story his grandma shared to him on new years and it was entirely just ai. I feel like I judged those low quality merry Christmas gifs too harshly

This is the one Tide Pod I’d want to eat