That-old-man-with-a-shield - Forever Fight As One

“ your shield is so shiny ! especially for something that’s been beat up a couple of times. hey, remember that one time i stole it ?? that was crazy. ”

"That was you?" He joked, "Ehhh, I could've swore that was some other spider kid."

The way he hates John

I get you bucky. We all do.

h it’s already 6:38 AM

Peter: I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

Steve: Thug Life?

Peter:

Steve: Drop the T.

Peter:

Steve, arms outstretched for a hug: Bring it in, son.

“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”

"Hm," Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.

"So, who's sending this invitation?"

Sheridan: How can you choose a Moroi over the Alchemists?

Sydney: Unlike the Alchemists, Adrian fucks me in a way I can really enjoy.

you would not believe your eyes

if i actually practiced, guys

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

i bet in the mcu in the history classes they say steve and bucky were “really good friends” and then all the queer kids chuckle

steve and bucky everyone else