Steve: You Know, I'm Starting To Regret Showing You How That Blender Works.

Some sk8 fairy tales ~ 

Sheridan: How can you choose a Moroi over the Alchemists?

Sydney: Unlike the Alchemists, Adrian fucks me in a way I can really enjoy.

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

Chris’ cursing over the years

Sharon called Bucky a fruit once and he never forgot it 💀

Zemo: "the super soldier serum is the worst and nothing good has come from it."

Bucky: "Counter argument, Steve Rogers"

Zemo:

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

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“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”

"Hm," Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.

"So, who's sending this invitation?"

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I can't believe the girl who fell in love with her instructor during self-defence classes is laughing at Adrian for quitting self-defence class because touching Sydney was too much 🤣

"You should've just gone for it. It's a turn on. Hot men who can fight."

"So you think I'm hot?"

"No. I think you're an ogre. I'm saying Sydney might think it's hot if you-"

"I really don't need to hear what you and Siberia Boy do in the bedroom. Sydney Sage is more complex than that. It takes more than a simple surprise attack to get her to feel-"

"And yet all it took was her like...holding you and you had to quit."

"I never said I was complex. Keep up."