Reki [on The Phone]: Send Dudes.

✨And that’s how their confession went✨

Steve: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Bucky, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Someone: *insults Vanya in front of her*

Vanya: *whispers to Allison* Should I care?

Someone: *insults Vanys in front of Five*

Five: Bitch, you better run.

The second time the universe breaks Dick Grayson’s heart.

reki and langa, age 17: i love you so much, i want to be with you forever, let’s skateboard together infinitely

cherry and joe, age 20-30-whatever-the-fuck: ......... u are.. stupid and... i don’t like u..... *aggressively pines*

Naruto: Are you okay?

Sasuke: No. This thing with Sakura is driving me insane.

Naruto: I also felt that way when I fell in love with Hinata...

Sasuke: Love? No, no, I've always loved her. But now I... *swallows* like her.

Steve: will you vibe with each other and be homies ur whole life

Sam: bet

Bucky: bet

Steve: i now declare u bro and dude you may now hit the juul

AA, EMH, 616, Ults, and 3490 steve when they see MCU steve being an asshole

I can’t even handle this. 

you would not believe your eyes

if i actually practiced, guys