Sasuke: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake. Naruto: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Sakura. Sasuke, pointing his hot glue gun towards Naruto: You’re on thin fucking ice.
I can’t even handle this.
The second time the universe breaks Dick Grayson’s heart.
AA, EMH, 616, Ults, and 3490 steve when they see MCU steve being an asshole
Steve couldn't help the undignified snort he let out at the kid's words. Eye patch guy? It took him a couple of seconds to compose himself before he took the crumpled letter and read it over.
He schooled his expression, carrying the persona of the Captain and eyeing the young man before him.
"Seems serious," Steve started, he'd never been great at keeping secrets but with Tony swearing to dismantle his bike if he let the party slip he had no choice but to bite his tongue. Hiding behind the white lie he folded the letter and stuck it into his back pocket.
"We better get goin' kid,"
“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”
“Hm,” Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.
“So, who’s sending this invitation?”
i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang
Adrian would panic about COVID because it's a human illness, get Sydney a hazmat suit and insist she wear it everywhere
"Adrian you can not start using spirit again just because of covid, look I have a mask it's fine -"
"okay but we're getting regular check ups from Sonya and that's final"
Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.
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