*at An Awards Show* Naruto: Can I Carry You On My Back Like Kakashi Did? Sakura: I Don't Think Sasuke

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MultiSaku Month 23 【 Day6 】

Howard: Was I a bad father, Tom?

Tony:

Tony: My name is Tony.

Omg how about this...makoharu but Patrochilles AU! from illiad (tho I'm gonna use the tsoa (the song of achilles) ver for this) with makoto as patroclus and haru as Achilles (i know the physical features don't match patroclus has dark hair and Achilles has blond hair and green eyes and looks closer prob to makoto but achilles is also kinda feminine looking??? As he was able to hide for a long time disguised as a girl)

Not to mention achilles was the son of a sea nymph (wow the water relationship yippee and lived by the sea)

Like in the tsoa book patroclus is described as this shy young boy (i mean he was exiled by his own father but that wouldn't happen to our bby mako in canon would it) then he was sent to achilles' kingdom and was all lonely and Achilles was this boy who everyone flocked to but then went to point patroclus and said "him...i choose him" imagine the playground scene from tm

Fast forward to a few years later with a bff relationship too close to have a heterosexual explanation and achilles is hailed as this prodigy (see the parallel?!?!) And patroclus known as his closest companion and they were swimming together in instances in the book

fast forward again to the war where after every raid achilles comes home and patroclus welcomes him (fuck the "okaeri" "tadaima" is strong in this one) patroclus considering himself a weak warrior becomes a healer and manages to befriend the entire army (if this isn't makoto) and achilles goes "how do you know their names?" "They're my friends" "ugh so many" also patroclus is known as the Achilles-tamer like "achilles is throwing a tantrum quick find patroclus" (very similar to "haru-chan is stripping quick mako-chan!) Rin as odysseus the sassy friend who's like "ugh i know you're gay for each other quit with the pda" and sousuke as agamemnon the asshole Achilles refuses to acknowledge (come on we know the beef between haru and sou) and kisumi as briseis who at one point in the book admitted to like patroclus and achilles got jealous over that (haru def got jealous over kisumi during that steal yo mako flashback in s2)

Gosh hiyori as hector who refuses to return helen which would def be ikuya (guys see the parallelism!!!) And let's not acknowledge the lack of paris, or maybe asahi as paris idk then agamemnon does the dick move of taking briseis from achilles due to some spat (honestly rin and kisumi could switch and let the makorinharu shippers go wild since pat, bri, and achilles hung out like a 3some anyway but more makorin instead of rinharu (in other versions the rinharu could be stronger tho since briseis was Achilles' war prize anyway but that's not the point since we're following tsoa)) and here comes the beef between sousuke and haru making its way into the AU

Achilles goes to sulk and refuses to fight hector (tho it was haru who challenged hiyori to a race in canon) odysseus went to patroclus and went "he only listens to you talk the shit out of him" (this would only work if rin was odysseus)

patroclus wanted to fight for him instead (agghh the showdown between makoto and hiyori) and well...patroclus lost and died (is it a coincidence makoto lost that race too?)

Here comes the mcd angst and achilles mourns (imagine if makoto didn't wake up from his drowning and the look of despair on haru escalated gosh imagine the grieving) the gods at the bottom of the sea heard him and he goes apeshit on hector and killed him (he did win against hiyori after all) and fought until he died bc life without pat is meaningless so similar to "it's meaningless without you" (he was really eager to follow him into the afterlife)

That's about it since the later parts arr hard to fill in (no obe would be able to fill up phyrrhus' role that demon child) and it's difficult to find roles for rei and nagisa (maybe nagisa as achilles' charioteer automedon) and maybe sasabe as chiron the centaur their teacher/no. 1 shipper and amakata as phoinix achilles' mentor but anyway all is well and that's all there is thank you for your time reading this

PS: I've been thinking about this AU for makoharu since i read the iwaoi ver of this named achilles wept but I'm not a great writer so i can only indulge myself in hcs

PPS: I'm the anon who who sent the herc and meg ask haha

Oh dang you WENT OFF, modern myth AU anon 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 so many great parallels!! I haven’t gotten around to reading TSOA yet but the few things I know about it and some of the quotes I’ve seen… WHEW. One thing I love seeing people explore in different AUs with makoharu is how their love for each other can be so intense that it often borders on impending tragedy. Their devotion to each other is beautiful until something happens that makes it mix with their lack of self-preservation to cause a huge explosion, whether that means self-sacrifice (usually Makoto) or confused, grief-stricken rampages (usually Haru). It’s this complicated but ever-present piece of their dynamic that screams “I know you would die for me, but just this once, could you live for me instead?”

Also while we’re talking about Achilles, may I suggest a makoharu take on Achilles Come Down because that song is always a bop

controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute

Some sk8 fairy tales ~ 

I can't believe the girl who fell in love with her instructor during self-defence classes is laughing at Adrian for quitting self-defence class because touching Sydney was too much 🤣

"You should've just gone for it. It's a turn on. Hot men who can fight."

"So you think I'm hot?"

"No. I think you're an ogre. I'm saying Sydney might think it's hot if you-"

"I really don't need to hear what you and Siberia Boy do in the bedroom. Sydney Sage is more complex than that. It takes more than a simple surprise attack to get her to feel-"

"And yet all it took was her like...holding you and you had to quit."

"I never said I was complex. Keep up."

“Love is our Resistance”

- Muse

Not to be a weeb on main but I would die for Tohru Honda.

Adrian saw how much Rose loved her Russian himbo damsel who needed constant saving and thought to himself, I know, I'll make Sydney realise she loves me by being a useless himbo and act like I need saving from my own driving skills

"You bought a car you can't drive?!"

"Oh, no. I can drive it."

"So...you're gonna drive her around in it? I mean, it could work. She was practically salivating in Russia over-"

"Don't talk about her like that."

Rose blinking. "Over the car, Adrian."

"Right. But no, I'm going to get her to teach ne how to drive it."

"I'm lost."

"She can't resist a sexy car. Especially if I'm in it. And teaching someone something? I've checked all the nerd boxes. This is my best idea yet."

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Tbh I think my favourite moment between the Chaotic Duo may just be when Adrian quits self defence. When Rose finds out, the phone goes silent. Rose is laughing so hard that she's wheezing. Laughing so hard that she's silent, tears running down her face and body shaking. When she finally catches her breath, Adrian hears wheezing into the phone. "You-had- to-"

"Shut up."

"Because if she- touched you-"

"It's not funny."

"SIMP."